» Weird Traditions

Waving at planes
when i was at primary school, whenever a plane flew over the playground at breaktime, everyone had to stop and look up and wave at the plane flying overhead. no-one swaid a word, just looked up, waved, and then carried on playing

also when you see a magpie you have to say
"hello mr magpie, hows your wife and family? touch green never seen" then have to touch something green really quick..

also an older family member once told me when they were very drunk to never walk on the cracks in the pavement or i would have a black baby and my dad wouldn't be happy... never looked at my relative in the same way since. I was only 12 at the time..
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 19:34, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Twisted by Wayne G
Reminds me of the summer of 2000, this track was played at the end of the evening in the club we went in. Me and a mate were normally so off our face it took us months to realise what the track was about... we came up with lots of very surreal lyrics we thought were being sung. Still brings a smile to my face to remeber that summer of playing jenga until 8am and the decision to drive to Newquay at 5am...
(Fri 25th Mar 2005, 9:59, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Rythym is a Dancer...
not quite misheard - just very, very , very wrong lyrics...
"i'm as serious as cancer, when i say rythym is a dancer"
how did they get away with that...
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 19:17, More)

» People with Stupid Names

names
I worked in a call centre - during my time there i came accross the following REAL names!
Bhart Rambanger (super indendant!)
Anil Mistry
Talon Sharp
Popberry Remdoyal, and
Mrs Kuntz, who lived at Shaftesbury Court!!!
(Wed 1st Sep 2004, 20:36, More)