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» Best Graffiti Ever

Brunswick Cellars - Glasgow
On a condom machine in the gents: "For refund, insert baby here" with an arrow pointing to coin slot. Genius
(Sat 5th May 2007, 17:21, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

A few years back...
I was in my sisters room nosing around like nosey bastard brothers do from time to time. I opened the top drawer of her dresser and discovered a small Topshop bag packed to the brim with its mystery contents. Curiosity got the better of me and I reached in and gingerly turned the topshop bag round and prized it open to reveal the contents.
On realising what the bag contained I got a cold chill, became light headed and proceeded to run into the hall and vomit furiously down the stairs.
For some reason, which will always remain a mystery to me, she had decided to collect all her used sanitary towels instead of disposing of them like a normal, psychologically balanced person. There must have been at least 20 of those bloodstained festering feminine hygiene products in that seemingly innocent Topshop bag and to this day even seeing packets of Always Ultra on supermarket shelves gives me a metallic taste in my mouth.
(Wed 27th Jun 2007, 0:09, More)

» Mistaken Identity

John Leslie.
When I worked in our local Shopping center I used to be stopped almost daily on my lunchbreak to be told that "I look really like John Leslie"

That sucked.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 19:06, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Also...
If you ever visit Inverness, pop into the upstairs Market Bar, the mens toilet door has become a veritable message board of black marker, with some incredibly funny heated debates :)
(Sat 5th May 2007, 17:25, More)