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» Losing Your Virginity
Took a dive
17. Senior in High School. Talked to my squeeze early in the evening. Said she had to babysit and wouldn't I like to come over around 8?
Told my folks I was going to a friends' house to do homework.
Her folks knew my truck. I was to park down the cul de sac and scamper along the back fence to house number 3 and come in through the back door.
Dark as the inside of a cow's stomach that night. I scrambled up and over the fence. I SAW the goddam swimming pool. Hopping down I proceeded to put one foot on terra firma, and the other into the pool; the rest of me followed that foot right quickly into the un-briny deep.
She heard the commotion and almost pissed herself laughing. Got me out of my wet clothes. Them into the drier, and me into her. Fair 'nuff.
(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 5:48, More)
Took a dive
17. Senior in High School. Talked to my squeeze early in the evening. Said she had to babysit and wouldn't I like to come over around 8?
Told my folks I was going to a friends' house to do homework.
Her folks knew my truck. I was to park down the cul de sac and scamper along the back fence to house number 3 and come in through the back door.
Dark as the inside of a cow's stomach that night. I scrambled up and over the fence. I SAW the goddam swimming pool. Hopping down I proceeded to put one foot on terra firma, and the other into the pool; the rest of me followed that foot right quickly into the un-briny deep.
She heard the commotion and almost pissed herself laughing. Got me out of my wet clothes. Them into the drier, and me into her. Fair 'nuff.
(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 5:48, More)
» My Christmas Nightmare
Carving the Christmas Hand
About 15 years ago my wife had much too much to drink prepping the big binge. Whilst attempting to carve the turkey, she sawed a good way through her thumb.
Spent the evening at Emergency getting stitches. My ghoul of a kid still talks about the sewing job the doc did. She still has a lovely scar. We tell everyone she got it in the Olympics sabre competition. I butcher the birds. No scars to show for it.
(Sat 25th Dec 2004, 4:51, More)
Carving the Christmas Hand
About 15 years ago my wife had much too much to drink prepping the big binge. Whilst attempting to carve the turkey, she sawed a good way through her thumb.
Spent the evening at Emergency getting stitches. My ghoul of a kid still talks about the sewing job the doc did. She still has a lovely scar. We tell everyone she got it in the Olympics sabre competition. I butcher the birds. No scars to show for it.
(Sat 25th Dec 2004, 4:51, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
Deeeep in the background
Movie: American Grafitti. The propeller airliner at the end of the flick had a blue stripe. I worked at the airport as a lineboy. I was ordered to polish it the day before filming. ..... well... I DID!... sorry.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 20:49, More)
Deeeep in the background
Movie: American Grafitti. The propeller airliner at the end of the flick had a blue stripe. I worked at the airport as a lineboy. I was ordered to polish it the day before filming. ..... well... I DID!... sorry.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 20:49, More)