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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

Anti Semetic Sex
My friend Dan recently slept with a girl after an anti-semetic rant.

He'd been out and got hammered and in the early hours of Good friday, he was chatting with a young Christian girl after she had been arguing with some Jewish guy over the whole thing with Jesus and how it was all the Jews fault for his death.

Anyway - Dan was drunk and ended up going on a pissed anti-semetic rant. This endeared him to the girl and he ended up sleeping with her.

He felt really bad the next day - mainly because he's not actually anti-semetic. he had a humourous relationship with a jewish guy at uni where they would constantly bicker over religious issues. he's not really a bad guy.
(Sat 14th Apr 2007, 23:57, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Sort of a mis-heard lyric.....
When I was 3 years old and well into He-Man and The Masters of the Universe cartoon, I used to constantly climb to the top of the climbing frame with my toy sword, hold it above my head and shout "I HAVE THE POWER OF PLAYSCHOOL!!!!
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 20:38, More)