» Rock and Roll Stories

John Peel played my single
Err, that's it.

Oh, and I married one of our groupies - rock and roll or what?
(Sun 2nd Jul 2006, 15:18, More)

» Job Interviews

"He is a very contentious worker"
This is a direct quote from an obviously fake reference produced by a piss-poor interview candidate as a last desperate gambit to assure success at the end of one of the worst interviews it has ever been my displeasure to conduct.
(Tue 25th Jan 2005, 19:55, More)

» Strict Parents

ITV
That's right, my Mum wouldn't let me watch ITV. This was back in the "good old days" of three channels, and we couldn't _get_ BBC2, which narrowed the selection down to, BBC1 and, err, that was it. So pretty much all I could watch was Blue Peter. Woo.

I have hundreds of funting channels now. Ha.
(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 20:59, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

various crap
When I was 8 the Yorkshire Evening Post printed a story I wrote. When I was 18 they printed an article about the crappy band I was in. I'm now 38, but still have the clippings. Nothing much happened when I was 28.

...and how could I forget when we were all in the Scotsman? I'm the one on the left, with my eldset son.
(Sat 12th Feb 2005, 0:27, More)