» How I Skive Off Work

Skiving?
No no no! We don't do things like that. We're computer games programmers. We do "testing" and "research" instead.
(Sun 1st May 2005, 20:25, More)

» Weird Traditions

well
for a short while, i was sent to sunday school every week.
neither of my parents are religious. they just wanted to make my sister in peace.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 19:58, More)

» Misunderstood

what's in a name.
when you're parents choose your name, you'd hope and assume that they'd pick a name that wouldn't actively encourage the bullying and embrassment of their offspring.

Not for me. My name's B J Snell.

B J Snell. Laugh it up.

How the hell can this happen?

Well, my mother clearly doesn't know what B J actually means since when she sends me mail it always says "Mr. B J Snell" in big letters, and she once said to me (no shit) these very words:
"B J. I like that. It sounds nice don't you think?"

Uh. Cheers, but no. You're my mother. Inappropriate.

My dad strikes me as considerably less innocent. So I'm just left to assume he didn't have the heart to tell the other meaning of that wonderful name she'd chosen for me. It's not something I feel I can ask him about directly, y'know.

I see the funny side now. Went a little red at that job interview yesterday tho. *sigh*.

Apologies for le
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 12:10, More)