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You have the best hair and beard
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» Going Too Far
ah... those were the good old days
About a year and a half after my mom died, I had a certain lovely disscusion at lunch with one of my... well, ex-friends. Started with the standard "your mom" so on and so forth...
Him: Yeah, your mom was good last night, too.
Me: My mom's dead.
Him: That's cool. I like Necrophelia.
Me: She was creamated.
Him: Yeah, the ashes made it all soft and creamy.
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We put her over Niagra Falls, so, cunt you, you red-headed fuck.
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 6:02, More)
ah... those were the good old days
About a year and a half after my mom died, I had a certain lovely disscusion at lunch with one of my... well, ex-friends. Started with the standard "your mom" so on and so forth...
Him: Yeah, your mom was good last night, too.
Me: My mom's dead.
Him: That's cool. I like Necrophelia.
Me: She was creamated.
Him: Yeah, the ashes made it all soft and creamy.
...
We put her over Niagra Falls, so, cunt you, you red-headed fuck.
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 6:02, More)
» Injured Siblings
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I stole my sister's bird and she ended up with a chicken bone through her foot.
Let me elaborate. My sister and cousin were playing a rousing game of badminton. By rousing, I mean the type of rousing your 80 year old grandfather gets without his viagra, of course. Cue me stealing the birdie, and running. Running right through our garbage heap in my bare feet, dancing around the chicken bones and rotten tomatoes and whatnot. My sister, being not so nimble in her chasing me, planted her foot right on the said bone of dead poulty. Right though her shoe, and through quite a large amount of flesh.
Accidental, but, my fault none-the-less.
(My first post. Woo?)
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 17:56, More)
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I stole my sister's bird and she ended up with a chicken bone through her foot.
Let me elaborate. My sister and cousin were playing a rousing game of badminton. By rousing, I mean the type of rousing your 80 year old grandfather gets without his viagra, of course. Cue me stealing the birdie, and running. Running right through our garbage heap in my bare feet, dancing around the chicken bones and rotten tomatoes and whatnot. My sister, being not so nimble in her chasing me, planted her foot right on the said bone of dead poulty. Right though her shoe, and through quite a large amount of flesh.
Accidental, but, my fault none-the-less.
(My first post. Woo?)
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 17:56, More)