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» Rock and Roll Stories
Rock and Roll stories
It was a few decades ago, back in San Diego California. I was at a Cramps concert. My first. There I was, right in front of the stage. Lux Interior took out his over sized wanger, and waved it at the crowd. I was terrified that he was about to piss on me. I guess, in retrospect, that he had better things to do. He just waved it at us, then put it back in his leather britches.
(Sun 2nd Jul 2006, 4:04, More)
Rock and Roll stories
It was a few decades ago, back in San Diego California. I was at a Cramps concert. My first. There I was, right in front of the stage. Lux Interior took out his over sized wanger, and waved it at the crowd. I was terrified that he was about to piss on me. I guess, in retrospect, that he had better things to do. He just waved it at us, then put it back in his leather britches.
(Sun 2nd Jul 2006, 4:04, More)
» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me
the nicest thing
The nicest thing that anyone ever did for me was done by my wife and B3TA. She's foreign and doesn't speak English. we were lying in bed, post coitus, and having one of those little chats. I forget what prompted it, but she finally asked me, "how do you say I hate you in English?" I'm not sure why, but I guess it must be my prolonged exposure to B3TA, I answered her, "Fuck me in the arse."
She practiced the phrase several times. "Fook mi en arse," "fook mai arse," "Yoo fooking mai arse," etc.
Then she asked what it really meant, and I told her.
She said, (this is a translation) "what are you waiting for?"
This has lead to continued wedded bliss. Thank you, B3TA!
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 20:16, More)
the nicest thing
The nicest thing that anyone ever did for me was done by my wife and B3TA. She's foreign and doesn't speak English. we were lying in bed, post coitus, and having one of those little chats. I forget what prompted it, but she finally asked me, "how do you say I hate you in English?" I'm not sure why, but I guess it must be my prolonged exposure to B3TA, I answered her, "Fuck me in the arse."
She practiced the phrase several times. "Fook mi en arse," "fook mai arse," "Yoo fooking mai arse," etc.
Then she asked what it really meant, and I told her.
She said, (this is a translation) "what are you waiting for?"
This has lead to continued wedded bliss. Thank you, B3TA!
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 20:16, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
graffiti
Berkely California: Dooky Ball Paul Loves Icky Ball Dicky
(Sat 5th May 2007, 16:38, More)
graffiti
Berkely California: Dooky Ball Paul Loves Icky Ball Dicky
(Sat 5th May 2007, 16:38, More)