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» How I Skive Off Work
Co-Op
After 7 months of skiving off work on the doll my mate got a job on the wines and spirits section on the co-op.
His first day he was asked to start putting the stock out. The next day the manager of wines and spirits checks to see what he's done and looking a bit disgruntled takes him aside. She tells him "You see Tom, all that stock you put out yesterday was all we had to do this week. You need to take your time and look like your busy". The next week he was commended on how slow he was going.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 13:50, More)
Co-Op
After 7 months of skiving off work on the doll my mate got a job on the wines and spirits section on the co-op.
His first day he was asked to start putting the stock out. The next day the manager of wines and spirits checks to see what he's done and looking a bit disgruntled takes him aside. She tells him "You see Tom, all that stock you put out yesterday was all we had to do this week. You need to take your time and look like your busy". The next week he was commended on how slow he was going.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
shared house
One of my favourite Uni tricks was, getting all the alarm clocks we could find together (about 10). Then we set the first one for 1am, next for 1:30am, 2am, etc; right up to 6am.
We then hid them in different places all over my flatmates bedroom.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:16, More)
shared house
One of my favourite Uni tricks was, getting all the alarm clocks we could find together (about 10). Then we set the first one for 1am, next for 1:30am, 2am, etc; right up to 6am.
We then hid them in different places all over my flatmates bedroom.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:16, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Playing Games in my head when nobody is around
The first game in my head started when lemmings came out on the Amiga, I still play it >_<. I'll look at the scenery around me, the lemming start some where then I have to get them to another point using the usual, ropers, bashers, diggers, etc.
The second is not standing at tangent to man hole covers, if it cant be avoided i'll stand on them instead. Unless their is a change in the pavement surface between me and the cover, your safe then.
The third is avoiding going over cats eyes when changing lanes on motorways.
The first two drive me crazy but its been like 10 years and i still find myself doing them.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:17, More)
Playing Games in my head when nobody is around
The first game in my head started when lemmings came out on the Amiga, I still play it >_<. I'll look at the scenery around me, the lemming start some where then I have to get them to another point using the usual, ropers, bashers, diggers, etc.
The second is not standing at tangent to man hole covers, if it cant be avoided i'll stand on them instead. Unless their is a change in the pavement surface between me and the cover, your safe then.
The third is avoiding going over cats eyes when changing lanes on motorways.
The first two drive me crazy but its been like 10 years and i still find myself doing them.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:17, More)
» I just don't get it
Why Americans
Abbreviate mathematics to “math”.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 16:36, More)
Why Americans
Abbreviate mathematics to “math”.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 16:36, More)