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Eppy
Turned 19, so decided to celebrate in the customary fashion of getting ridiculously drunk down the pub with friends. Came to closing time so we stumbled to a house nearby to continue the merriment, where we found a karaoke machine. Myself and a friend's boyfriend decided to hone our talents on said karaoke machine, when halfway through franz ferdinands take me out, the light effects on the television appear too much for my 'secret epileptic' partner and he fits like a spack attempting to dance. In my drunken haze, i looked at him, assumed he was just sleeping, and then continued on the karaoke machine as if nothing had happened.

He was sent home in an ambulance shortly after. I still maintain i was the better singer.
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 12:22, More)

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Whats the BEST thing about shagging twenty seven year olds?
Theres twenty of them.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 19:19, More)