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I am a birrrrd from London...
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I like cheese on jacket potatoes.
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I am a birrrrd from London...
Not very interesting I know.
I like cheese on jacket potatoes.
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» Toilets
Didn't QUITE make it...
I must have been about 4yrs old and it is one of the ONLY memories I have of my childhood.
At a family party at some aunt's place, all having a bop and eating, drinking etc. I decide to go upstairs and see what my younger cousins are up to.
I get to the top and can hear my 3yr old cousin banging at the toilet door shouting 'Poo! Poo!' whilst clutching at her backside for dear life. Meanwhile, her shitbag of a brother (aged 4) is in the loo locked away laughing at her and refusing to open the door.
What she did I will NEVER forget. She trotted into his bedroom, dragged out his giant pick-up truck toy, placed it at the top of the stairs, lifted her dress up, pants down and laid a perfectly formed turd in the back of the truck.
Pretty fucking smart for a 3 year old. The icing on the cake was the shitbag brother crying for the rest of the night and being given smug looks by his younger sibling.
(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 15:37, More)
Didn't QUITE make it...
I must have been about 4yrs old and it is one of the ONLY memories I have of my childhood.
At a family party at some aunt's place, all having a bop and eating, drinking etc. I decide to go upstairs and see what my younger cousins are up to.
I get to the top and can hear my 3yr old cousin banging at the toilet door shouting 'Poo! Poo!' whilst clutching at her backside for dear life. Meanwhile, her shitbag of a brother (aged 4) is in the loo locked away laughing at her and refusing to open the door.
What she did I will NEVER forget. She trotted into his bedroom, dragged out his giant pick-up truck toy, placed it at the top of the stairs, lifted her dress up, pants down and laid a perfectly formed turd in the back of the truck.
Pretty fucking smart for a 3 year old. The icing on the cake was the shitbag brother crying for the rest of the night and being given smug looks by his younger sibling.
(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 15:37, More)
» When I met the parents
INDIAN!
My folks being from the Seychelles decided it would be a GREAT idea to invite my Scottish boyfriend and I out for a curry somewhere local. 'Great idea' I thought, as I knew he loved hot food. I think my folks thought it would be funny to watch a white man turn purple whilst eating a curry. So, we are all sat there, folks, two much younger sisters and us two.
Anyway, halfway through the meal, all is going spendidly. My step-father turns to me and says 'Hey Trampy, are you not eating red meat? The lamb curry is lovely!'
Just as I am about to tell him that I am going through a chicken obsession my boyfriend grabs my leg and pipes up 'Oh no Mr Trampy, your daughters LOVES white meat, don't you babe?! Well she never complains about mine anyhow!'... Complete with wiggly eyebrows and a 'nyuk nyuk' laugh.
I could have just DISSOLVED on the spot.
Disturbingly enough, the folks thought it was hilarious. To add further insult, for the rest of thr meal the 11 year old sister keeps saying 'I don't get it. Why is 'white meat' so funny?'
(Fri 20th May 2005, 13:08, More)
INDIAN!
My folks being from the Seychelles decided it would be a GREAT idea to invite my Scottish boyfriend and I out for a curry somewhere local. 'Great idea' I thought, as I knew he loved hot food. I think my folks thought it would be funny to watch a white man turn purple whilst eating a curry. So, we are all sat there, folks, two much younger sisters and us two.
Anyway, halfway through the meal, all is going spendidly. My step-father turns to me and says 'Hey Trampy, are you not eating red meat? The lamb curry is lovely!'
Just as I am about to tell him that I am going through a chicken obsession my boyfriend grabs my leg and pipes up 'Oh no Mr Trampy, your daughters LOVES white meat, don't you babe?! Well she never complains about mine anyhow!'... Complete with wiggly eyebrows and a 'nyuk nyuk' laugh.
I could have just DISSOLVED on the spot.
Disturbingly enough, the folks thought it was hilarious. To add further insult, for the rest of thr meal the 11 year old sister keeps saying 'I don't get it. Why is 'white meat' so funny?'
(Fri 20th May 2005, 13:08, More)
» Weird Traditions
Whenever my sister and I...
...greet each other on the phone we do it in either one of two ways.
Sister who made the call: 'Yo mamaaaaaaa!'
Other sister: 'Your daddy smells of biscuits!'
or
Sister who made call: 'Ooooh REALLLLLLLY?!'
Other sister: 'Up your butt with a coconut!'
It is sad, seeing as we are 26 and 24. I still have no idea how it started, but we have been greeting each other like that for about 3 years now...
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 13:22, More)
Whenever my sister and I...
...greet each other on the phone we do it in either one of two ways.
Sister who made the call: 'Yo mamaaaaaaa!'
Other sister: 'Your daddy smells of biscuits!'
or
Sister who made call: 'Ooooh REALLLLLLLY?!'
Other sister: 'Up your butt with a coconut!'
It is sad, seeing as we are 26 and 24. I still have no idea how it started, but we have been greeting each other like that for about 3 years now...
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 13:22, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
Gah!
All these bum-munchers complaining about QOTW, you come up with something then! Bloody Hell, there is no pleasing some B3tards!
Right... err, carry on!
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 16:31, More)
Gah!
All these bum-munchers complaining about QOTW, you come up with something then! Bloody Hell, there is no pleasing some B3tards!
Right... err, carry on!
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 16:31, More)