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» Messing with the Dark Side

Religious blackout.
So me and a flat mate had just finished watching Omen when we started having a bit of a debate about religion (He was a 34 year old Christian and I was an 18 year old Agnostic.) Both of us being quite intelligent and therefore actually making proper, valued points instead of the usual 'your gullible' 'you have an empty life' nonsense I'm usually forced to put up with in religious debates.

The argument was getting quite heated, in a friendly way of course. But then the power went off in just our flat, the TV flickered red and then everything came back on. I know it wasn't much but with the debate we were having we were both suddenly inclined to change the subject!

And yes I know it was probably just a power failure but it was pretty scary at the time!
(Mon 24th Apr 2006, 18:47, More)

» Hidden Treasure

MAgical World Of Happiness
I once stumbled into the magical world of eternal happiness where everyone loved me and I loved them. Then the damn alcohol left my bloodstream and I found a monster hangover.
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 13:15, More)

» I just don't get it

Chavs, scavs and kids.
1.Sorry just don't get it. Why would you want to dress and act like scum to be fashionable? I'm a trendy person who spends admittedly too much on clothes but at least all mine isn't just rubbish sportswear you can buy in Allsports.

2. I know this will get peoples back up but why should you get money if you DON'T WORK. I've worked since I was 14 and have allways taken any job available so why don't those scavy twunts in the doll queue GET A JOB it's not that hard.

3. Why treat kid's as kid's. I mean why do they need to read stupid books with lines like see spot run I never did I sarted reading with Enid Blyton and by school was on Michael Crichton and had read Lord of the rings. I mean kids are quite capable of finding ways to play without us we should make them LEARN.

Apoligies for length (I don't really care but got to say it)
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 23:01, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

Dumped by text
I knew it was over when I got back from holiday (which i went with another girl, it was planned before i got with her) and had a text on my phone. "I really want us to be friends but I dont feel we can be more" She'd ran off with a chav, cue 6 months of shagging anything that walked and copious amounts of alcohol. I mean being dumped is bad enough, but for a Chav!

No apologies for length, after all it was too much for her ;-)
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 11:14, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Very Expensive Can of Pepsi
One night after getting rather drunk in the local nightclub after an all day pub crawl I was thirsty enough, but too lazy to walk to the nearest kebab house which my mate had just gone to, so in exchange for his 3/4 full can of pepsi I gave him all the French currency (before the Euro) in my wallet after my recent skiing trip. I dont know how many francs there were but it came to £16.50 the next day at the post office! Now I just go the kebab shop and buy a can for myself.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 22:15, More)
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