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Just Flange
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Hung like ya mum
i'm rarely struck with much hummus, but at least im honest....
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Just Flange
Male
24
Hung like ya mum
i'm rarely struck with much hummus, but at least im honest....
my flickr page
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35262892@N00/
gajitendo presented me with this
in response to this
more shopped gumpf.....
The missus (vectorisification)
A beetle (vectorisification)
made this^
and got trolled with these efforts
parfitt
=
peppers
=
domo-fear
=
domo
=
minge-mash
=
willoughby spluff!
=
lebowski balls
=
spluff cannon
=
gates pie spluff!
=
Incredi-Cock
=
more lebowski cocking
=
ice-fishing CDC
=
for ages i'd been wonderin how to change the colours on my profile, i felt too ashamed to ask, now ive figured it. just in case anyone else wonders just click here
VVSHHHHHHHHHH magic address bar code-ageVV
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How bizarre.........
I just got e-mailed this story this morning.........i mean, this just happened to me last night, really........REALLY
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight!" He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around vigorously. Then, I shifted to the other cheek; I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!! Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him that I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I Fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apologies for length, breadth, girth, repetition, breadth, ill use, fucking swearing, fish, minge and the state of your face. that is all.
it really did happen to me honest
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 8:44, More)
How bizarre.........
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight!" He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around vigorously. Then, I shifted to the other cheek; I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!! Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him that I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I Fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apologies for length, breadth, girth, repetition, breadth, ill use, fucking swearing, fish, minge and the state of your face. that is all.
it really did happen to me honest
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 8:44, More)