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Sucker MC's should call me Barrie.

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» Never Meet Your Heroes

Mine Story
Age 8
Met John Noakes
Asked for his Autograph
He Said No
The End
(Thu 25th May 2006, 14:43, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

So what's an "appropiate" crush?!?
Off the top of my head...

-Florence from the Magic Roundabout
-My "Aunty" not a blood relation you understand but over 30 yrs older than me
-The Cadbury Caramel Rabbit

..that's all I'm prepared to admit to right now.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 17:27, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Damn you Auctionworld! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!
After a drunken works night out became a "proud" owner of an Arsenal retro-shirt signed by Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp, Charlie George and Ian Wright.

With the subsequent meltdown of the Auctionworld empire I don't think this shirt has even been to London, let alone signed by any of the legends above. Probably just scribbled on by a chortling Man Utd fan in a Manchester Warehouse. It's not even an official Arsenal shirt.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 16:42, More)