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I'm an expert me
In the fields of Top Gun, and Family Guy. And colouring in between the lines on a map. Dammit, Geography is NOT an Arts Degree!!!

Oh, and the vegetation response to human trampling on chalk grassland... damned dissertation. It's a pile of shit.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 22:30, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

Ankle gashing goodness
I managed to fall down my nan's spiral staircase sending me down the stairs and into the wall at the bottom. Not before I'd managed to flick my leg over my head and put a 4-inch gash across my ankle courtesy of the window-sill. Off to hospital.

Now, I dunno about now, but in 1993 the NHS in Chichester didn't have doctors on first thing in the morning in A&E, and when he finally turned up to see me he proceeded to inject an anaesthetic in the wound which immediately squirted back out, before then stitching me up. No Need? Not applying another anaesthetic when i asked because he couldn't be arsed to go and sign another one out...
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 16:20, More)