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» Now, there was no need for that...
Raleigh "Chopper"
To while away the long holidays from school my mates and i would ride our beautiful Raleigh Bikes. We had a very large hill next to my house and the game was to ride down it without braking...getting a little cocky i decided to let my mate go down the bank with me riding on his "stunt pegs" no sooner had we set off, one of the stunt pegs snapped and I fell...straight into the space between the back tyre and the frame. Bollock first. A nasty injury you may think but what made it worse was walking back up the bank carrying the bike with my nuts firmly trapped and swollen (the walk akin to John Wayne riding a horse...with bum grapes) As if that wasnt enough cue my Dad coming out with a spanner to take the wheel off to free my trapped appendage (whilst my mates snigger and my Dad tells them off for laughing)
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 13:28, More)
Raleigh "Chopper"
To while away the long holidays from school my mates and i would ride our beautiful Raleigh Bikes. We had a very large hill next to my house and the game was to ride down it without braking...getting a little cocky i decided to let my mate go down the bank with me riding on his "stunt pegs" no sooner had we set off, one of the stunt pegs snapped and I fell...straight into the space between the back tyre and the frame. Bollock first. A nasty injury you may think but what made it worse was walking back up the bank carrying the bike with my nuts firmly trapped and swollen (the walk akin to John Wayne riding a horse...with bum grapes) As if that wasnt enough cue my Dad coming out with a spanner to take the wheel off to free my trapped appendage (whilst my mates snigger and my Dad tells them off for laughing)
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 13:28, More)
» Crappy Prizes
Rod Hull and Emu
I once won a lunch with Cecil Parkinson! Great stuff, so after a few swift ones he met me in a restaurant in soho. My first question:
"I bet you were really nashed off when that emu attacked you"
His Reply
"I'm sorry son, i think you are mistaking me for Michael Parkinson the chat show host"
...oh yes!
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 12:18, More)
Rod Hull and Emu
I once won a lunch with Cecil Parkinson! Great stuff, so after a few swift ones he met me in a restaurant in soho. My first question:
"I bet you were really nashed off when that emu attacked you"
His Reply
"I'm sorry son, i think you are mistaking me for Michael Parkinson the chat show host"
...oh yes!
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 12:18, More)
» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Oh Lordy...
Every single original star wars figure and although not boxed I had the cardboard back of every single one as well.
My mum threw them away saying "you dont play with them now" - I'm 30!
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 15:00, More)
Oh Lordy...
Every single original star wars figure and although not boxed I had the cardboard back of every single one as well.
My mum threw them away saying "you dont play with them now" - I'm 30!
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 15:00, More)