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» I was drunk when I bought this
Barking
When I was a student in Nottingham I was trying to make my way home in something of a stupor one night. I was confronted by a homeless chap who was forcefully trying to sell me some cannabis. Eventually I agreed, not just because I was pissed but I wanted rid of him and actually quite fancied some. I paid the chap and went home.
On arrival home some time later, and in a considerably more sober state I realised that the chap had sold me no more than a piece of bark wrapped in cling film. Superb.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 16:51, More)
Barking
When I was a student in Nottingham I was trying to make my way home in something of a stupor one night. I was confronted by a homeless chap who was forcefully trying to sell me some cannabis. Eventually I agreed, not just because I was pissed but I wanted rid of him and actually quite fancied some. I paid the chap and went home.
On arrival home some time later, and in a considerably more sober state I realised that the chap had sold me no more than a piece of bark wrapped in cling film. Superb.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 16:51, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Sick joke
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny!
Sorry
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 18:28, More)
Sick joke
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny!
Sorry
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 18:28, More)
» Fire!
Whoooooff!
We regularly had bonfires in our back garden in Nottingham, mainly to clear out all the old crappy in our landlords garage. One night, with a few extra freinds aroud, the fire got a little large. Suddenely the conifer near the blaze (not that near) suddenly went up in a collosal roaring whooooofff! We were then showered by smow like ash.
Everyone scattered and the neighbours had called the fire brigade. By the time we knew about that (sirens) the fire was out. They weren't best pleased.
I spent the 2 weeks with a borrowed saw and cutters destroying the remains of the tree and disposing of it. The landlord never noticed. Come to think of it he didn't even notice his garage was now completely clear of all junk.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 14:35, More)
Whoooooff!
We regularly had bonfires in our back garden in Nottingham, mainly to clear out all the old crappy in our landlords garage. One night, with a few extra freinds aroud, the fire got a little large. Suddenely the conifer near the blaze (not that near) suddenly went up in a collosal roaring whooooofff! We were then showered by smow like ash.
Everyone scattered and the neighbours had called the fire brigade. By the time we knew about that (sirens) the fire was out. They weren't best pleased.
I spent the 2 weeks with a borrowed saw and cutters destroying the remains of the tree and disposing of it. The landlord never noticed. Come to think of it he didn't even notice his garage was now completely clear of all junk.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 14:35, More)