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Medically minded oldie going back to uni to learn how to tell what's wrong with people and how to stitch them back together.
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Medically minded oldie going back to uni to learn how to tell what's wrong with people and how to stitch them back together.
My pics will always be cheap and quick if at all. Live with it.
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» Stupid Tourists
'Merkins...tsk!
Whilst working in a tiny little pub in London, the sort that gets lots of 'Merkin visitors going "golly how quaint", there was a couple who were a good laugh actually and spent a good few hours at the bar getting slowly more inebriated.
The waiter from the restaurant over the road then popped his head in and said,
"Can I have some change for the fag machine?"
The American lady heard this and said:
"What?! They have their own machine?"
and much hilarity ensued.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 11:33, More)
'Merkins...tsk!
Whilst working in a tiny little pub in London, the sort that gets lots of 'Merkin visitors going "golly how quaint", there was a couple who were a good laugh actually and spent a good few hours at the bar getting slowly more inebriated.
The waiter from the restaurant over the road then popped his head in and said,
"Can I have some change for the fag machine?"
The American lady heard this and said:
"What?! They have their own machine?"
and much hilarity ensued.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 11:33, More)
» Missing body parts
toenails again and again
first time was when i stubbed my toe moving a bed, that just went black and manky then fell off. Then this time last year just as it was getting back to normal I was doing a cartwheel in the road coming back from the pub, in flip-flops and twatted my toe on the floor. Cue lots of blood and saying of ow.
Over the course of the next week it got to look pretty manky and was obviously infected, so it had to come off.
So I went to A&E at the new UCH and got my friendly surgeon dude to whip it off for me, the most painful bit is the ring block where they are anaesthetising your toe by putting local anaesthetic through a needle at the base of the toe on either side. then he grabbed a pair of pliers and just yanked the fucker off. Because I'm a sick bastard and a medical student I took a picture straight away.
apologies for length and the fact it's dripping with blood, it's your first time you say?
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 14:46, More)
toenails again and again
first time was when i stubbed my toe moving a bed, that just went black and manky then fell off. Then this time last year just as it was getting back to normal I was doing a cartwheel in the road coming back from the pub, in flip-flops and twatted my toe on the floor. Cue lots of blood and saying of ow.
Over the course of the next week it got to look pretty manky and was obviously infected, so it had to come off.
So I went to A&E at the new UCH and got my friendly surgeon dude to whip it off for me, the most painful bit is the ring block where they are anaesthetising your toe by putting local anaesthetic through a needle at the base of the toe on either side. then he grabbed a pair of pliers and just yanked the fucker off. Because I'm a sick bastard and a medical student I took a picture straight away.
apologies for length and the fact it's dripping with blood, it's your first time you say?
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 14:46, More)