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Stuff wot I made innit (newest first like)



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Oh look, its "Doctor" Gillian McKeith


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The Apple series:














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The world cup 2006 summary:


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The ideal taxi?


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'No nonsense' flipper action:
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If you like cheesy peas then you'll love:


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Ever seen a furby naked?


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My first post evar!





P3te by B3tans

Here's me vectorised by the delectable In Vino Veritas:



And subsequently Zombified by the hugely talented HappyToast:



Loopy Scoopzilla drew this



Other B3tans by Me
In Vino Veritas, life drawing




Hasn't everybody coloured one of Jolly Jack's drawings?




One of Connor's cute doodles in 3D




The super lovely TopUptheTea


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And again




Happytoast:
(wait for it...)




The graphical SugarSpunSister:




The meatily delicious ChorizoWagon:




The legendary punmeister Dave The Hat




And finally

in association with

Professor Kerry "not a girl" Martin

proudly presenting ...

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
BAT, MAN!


Buy the t-shirt now!


Some other stuff that doesn't fit in the other box
OK, new stuff is here since the front page went widescreen...



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A vector of a cute myspace random




We are the knight who say..




Toy tanks:




Penguins






Blog type Stuff

POLL: Do you do polls?






Some of these things are probably quite accurate..

You are .swf You are flashy, but lack substance. You like playing, but often you are annoying. Grow up.
Which File Extension are You?




Your Birthdate: March 13



You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.

While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.

Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.

You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.

Your strength: You always get the job done

Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault

Your power color: Gray

Your power symbol: Checkmark

Your power month: April

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?


You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.


Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com


What Flavour Are You? I taste like Menthol.I taste like Menthol.


I am refreshingly different; some people don't appreciate that. My sharp honesty gets up some people's noses, while others really enjoy it. I am something of an acquired taste. What Flavour Are You?



The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.



You are Windows 95. You look better than your older brother, but your communication skills are still lacking. You start well, but often zone out.
Which OS are You?

for the last time, he's younger!







Gigantor!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.



My computer geek score is greater than 60% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!




You Are Creepy



Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?



What Sort of Hat Are You? I am an Origami Hat.I am an Origami Hat.


I am generally dissatisfied with the products of others, so I make my own; stronger, faster, better. I'm a creative and inventive person. What Sort of Hat Are You?



Which Trainspotting Character Are You?


1st proud moment

2nd proud moment




I'm the parrot!





Recent front page messages:

Uncle Pete gave poor Tommy the most fiendish present for Christmas


Happy Crimbo B3ta!

Edit: I've just remembered Lego factory where you can order your own custom Lego kit. I am totally going to buy this for someone's kid next year.
(Thu 25th Dec 2008, 9:57, More)



click for bugger

Compoable? Edit: Meh, done
(Mon 6th Aug 2007, 21:10, More)

I've figured out how to embed movies on the board!

Edit: cfb :¬)
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 17:41, More)

Tesco Value Hummus

(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:35, More)

Because she's worth it

(Wed 6th Sep 2006, 18:05, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Join us... come join the cult

I am a Christian
and some people think christianity is a cult. but let me answer this question with another (which possibly more profound): Do the chunks in branston pickle count towards your 5-a-day?
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 11:58, More)

» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

Carpet poo
My niece did a massive poo while my mum was trying to change her nappy on the living room floor. It was kinda like one of those play-doh fun factory machine things, but with poo. It kept going for ages. She seamed very happy with her creation. I had to run from the room before I died from retching.
(Sat 29th Mar 2008, 22:51, More)

» Urban Legends

Dave Dave
I heard a girl on radio 1 say that she knows a guy valled Dave Dave. Not David Davidson or Dave Davies but actual first name Dave, last name Dave.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 1:39, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

Diagonal lines in Excel
During one IT lecture back in college ('00) I sat and watched another senior lecturer working on a huge spreadsheet. He hadn't found the diagonal line in the cell border properties, so he was copying and pasting a diagonal line into hundreds of cells.

He also didn't realise that once you had copied something once, you didn't have to copy it again. He was constantly swapping between two spreadsheets to copy then line then swapping back to paste it.

I found it very amusing and happily let him struggle and gradually get more frustrated for the whole one and a half hours I was there.
(Mon 25th Sep 2006, 13:01, More)