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» Terrible Parenting
Retribution
Apart from being abandoned in Sainsburys once, I had a pretty good childhood but one thing has scarred my young mind and I have carried this with me ever since.
I had a toy donkey on wheels called Neddy....I pushed him everywhere and he was the best toy I had ever had.
He was also a bit old and showing signs of it, so one day my dad burnt him. I had no say in the matter, he was just taken from my loving arms and burnt.
Lesson learnt.....old and worn means get rid. Dad's 70 now and beginning to show his age.
I've started saving newspaper, wood and matches :)
(Mon 20th Aug 2007, 14:14, More)
Retribution
Apart from being abandoned in Sainsburys once, I had a pretty good childhood but one thing has scarred my young mind and I have carried this with me ever since.
I had a toy donkey on wheels called Neddy....I pushed him everywhere and he was the best toy I had ever had.
He was also a bit old and showing signs of it, so one day my dad burnt him. I had no say in the matter, he was just taken from my loving arms and burnt.
Lesson learnt.....old and worn means get rid. Dad's 70 now and beginning to show his age.
I've started saving newspaper, wood and matches :)
(Mon 20th Aug 2007, 14:14, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
Thora Hird
Picture the scene. It's Sunday evening and the autumn sunset is shining outside. A younger and less wise 6300 miles away is making mad passionate love to his then wife (now ex). Now to say this lady is religious would be an understatement. Anyway, things seem to be going well and everything's good in the world when she looks straight into my eye, opens her mouth and sensously speaks......
"Hurry up, Songs of Praise is only in five minutes."
The thought of Thora Hird does nothing to enhance the wonderful experience that is sex and I regret to say that events didn't reach a conclusiion.
Still, as my girlfriend said, at least she complained that it was taking too long, most men have the opposite problem.
:)
(Thu 21st Jun 2007, 19:19, More)
Thora Hird
Picture the scene. It's Sunday evening and the autumn sunset is shining outside. A younger and less wise 6300 miles away is making mad passionate love to his then wife (now ex). Now to say this lady is religious would be an understatement. Anyway, things seem to be going well and everything's good in the world when she looks straight into my eye, opens her mouth and sensously speaks......
"Hurry up, Songs of Praise is only in five minutes."
The thought of Thora Hird does nothing to enhance the wonderful experience that is sex and I regret to say that events didn't reach a conclusiion.
Still, as my girlfriend said, at least she complained that it was taking too long, most men have the opposite problem.
:)
(Thu 21st Jun 2007, 19:19, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Regrets
I regret having a major argument with my fiancee during our long distance relationship that had survived 13 months intact and I was due to see her at Christmas. The following day after I made various threats to end it, I got an email saying that she thought that was the best thing to do. I now can't ring or text her and miss her more than I can describe.
Not as funny as some of them on here and I'm probably guilty of loving her too much but I miss my beautiful, wonderful and lovely friend and lover.
I am just left with everyone assuring me that she does love me and just needs some space and time.
Public sadness ends.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 19:00, More)
Regrets
I regret having a major argument with my fiancee during our long distance relationship that had survived 13 months intact and I was due to see her at Christmas. The following day after I made various threats to end it, I got an email saying that she thought that was the best thing to do. I now can't ring or text her and miss her more than I can describe.
Not as funny as some of them on here and I'm probably guilty of loving her too much but I miss my beautiful, wonderful and lovely friend and lover.
I am just left with everyone assuring me that she does love me and just needs some space and time.
Public sadness ends.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 19:00, More)