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Cold Curry
A friend's, mother's, work mate was out for a curry. When her main course arrived it was cold and she complained to the waiter. The waiter apologised, took her curry away and returned 5 minutes later with the curry heated appropriately.
Later that evening the woman became violently ill and she was rushed to the local hospital. The doctors suspected food poisoning and proceeded to pump the woman's stomach. Tests were carried out on her stomach contents to ascertain what was causing her illness. The doctors discovered that she had ingested semen from 5 different individuals and had been infected with 2 different venereal diseases.

I was told this story by 3 different people. In each case it was a different restaurant, it happened to a friend of a friend and the people insisted it was true. There are either lots of curry houses in Aberdeen with VD infected, cold curry making, horny staff or the people were speaking shit.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 20:01, More)