» Rock and Roll Stories

Shattering my rock dream at the start.
As an average 16yr old rock wannabe, my band headlined our college bandnight (mainly because we organised it).

Thanks to a great onstage rush of adeneline, i took of my shirt, whirled it around my head and threw it into the crowd.

It came back with a powerful throw and hit me in the face, just as the song came out of the instrumental.

I fumbled the shirt back on before blushing my way through the rest of the performance.

The rest of the band watched the moment in great slow motion detail when the video came out. Over & over & over.....
(Tue 4th Jul 2006, 11:35, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

apologies in advance
Why do Japanease people have slanty eyes?

Have you ever seen the glare off an atom bomb.

I know, wrong!
(Wed 18th Jan 2006, 10:37, More)

» Missing body parts

They were legless!
A girl i knew at uni, woke up after a one night stand to find her conquest's leg resting against the sink. She'd shagged him but was so drunk that she'd not realised at the time.

It was so entertaining to see her try and convince everyone that it wasn't a problem when you could see the hypocarcy in her eyes...
(Mon 5th Jun 2006, 12:51, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

5 minutes later on july 11th
What does bin laden have for lunch?

3 subways and a double decker.

A Mog & Mole Presentation.
(Wed 18th Jan 2006, 18:11, More)

» Fancy Dress

Fancy Dress
At a holiday camp aged 8 during the time of the "Spycatcher" book scandel, i went dressed as a spy, in trenchcoat, shades & trilby, carrying a book marked "spycatcher". Did this topical piece of costume genius win? No, that honour went to a kid in his swimming trunks proclaiming to be Tarzan. What a swizz! Good job i beat the crap out of him the next day and left him at the bottom of the ballpit.
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 15:24, More)