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» Airport Stories

Ignorant youth
When going on a Christmas holiday just after my school navitiy play, i was in the waiting lounge like a bored 5yr old. A mass group of Arabic men (white robes, teatowels etc) walked through and looked shocked and offended when i jumped up and down with excitment screaming 'Mum! Mum! Look Sheperds!'

To be fair they did look like sheepherders
(Mon 6th Mar 2006, 10:33, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

Don't fight at the table
I constantly fought with my twinwhen we were young, our parents gave up trying to stop us and made the new rule 'No fighting at the dinner table'.
Until he stole a roast potatoe from my plate!
Intent on rightous beating i leap up went for his head, unfortunatly his hands flew up to defend himself still holding a rather sharpe steak knife.
A cut vein, unconsciousness, blood spurts, a fit and an ambulance ride later we ended up in A&E.
I now carefully examine him before attacking.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 15:40, More)