» Ripped Off

I have an awesome ripped off story!!
If you click "I Like This", I'll post a great story tomorrow about how I was ripped off once.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 18:22, More)

» Advice from Old People

My naan once told me...
"use me to scoop up your curry"


So sorry...
(Tue 24th Jun 2008, 20:54, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Gross
Forgot the worst:
My mother often says that I look like Nicholas Cage. In the same breath, she will say how sexy she thinks Nicholas Cage is. I find this very disturbing.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 17:13, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

All of it!
Once I went to Australia:

  ------

 / teh  \

| werld  |

|        |

 \______/

   \ /

    V

    |

   -+-

    0    <--Me

As you can see, I was clearly carrying the entire world, and thus all the money!
(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 16:23, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Pin
I have a little lapel pin with a Canadian flag on it. I wear it when I go abroad, so people won't know I'm American. If asked where I'm from, I say "A few hours SW of Toronto...". Hey, it's true, provided 10 counts as "a few".
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 14:05, More)