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» DIY fashion
Something i vowed to never talk about again........ untill now
I was bored one day, I had finished doing the DIY that needed to be done, there were some nails left over. I could not help myself. I had to insert the nails into my penis. At first it hurt then it felt good. After about 20 minutes of rolling around in pleasure, I tried to get the nails out. Which didnt go so well. I ripped my penis. After an amount of blood stopped pouring out, I sowed my penis back together but then i found out i sowed my penis through my pants and into my leg. After a short journey to the hospital with my penis still sowed to my leg. The doctors laughed and thought I was making a fashion statement
(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 23:10, More)
Something i vowed to never talk about again........ untill now
I was bored one day, I had finished doing the DIY that needed to be done, there were some nails left over. I could not help myself. I had to insert the nails into my penis. At first it hurt then it felt good. After about 20 minutes of rolling around in pleasure, I tried to get the nails out. Which didnt go so well. I ripped my penis. After an amount of blood stopped pouring out, I sowed my penis back together but then i found out i sowed my penis through my pants and into my leg. After a short journey to the hospital with my penis still sowed to my leg. The doctors laughed and thought I was making a fashion statement
(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 23:10, More)
» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces
Cadets
I was in the cadets for roughly 2 years, all was well for the first 1 and a half, then our lietenant left and some fat, lazy moronic shaftslapper decided to take over, I managed to reach the last training level in my short acf career, and in that time I saw new recruits being promoted for "ENCOURAGEMENT" so I decided to up and leave the unit, ive been smiling ever since :)
(Tue 28th Mar 2006, 16:06, More)
Cadets
I was in the cadets for roughly 2 years, all was well for the first 1 and a half, then our lietenant left and some fat, lazy moronic shaftslapper decided to take over, I managed to reach the last training level in my short acf career, and in that time I saw new recruits being promoted for "ENCOURAGEMENT" so I decided to up and leave the unit, ive been smiling ever since :)
(Tue 28th Mar 2006, 16:06, More)