Profile for Xstopher:
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Name: Chris
Age: 20
Occupation: Till monkey.
I live in Stockport, Manchester, UK. I enjoy music, reading, playing computer games, going to the pub with mates, spending time with the missus, etc.
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This is a picture of me. With a monkey on my shoulder. Hurrah!
(Old picture. The long hair doesn't exist anymore.)
Name: Chris
Age: 20
Occupation: Till monkey.
I live in Stockport, Manchester, UK. I enjoy music, reading, playing computer games, going to the pub with mates, spending time with the missus, etc.
I'm never really any good at filling these things in, so I'll leave it at this.
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» Best Films Ever
Has anyone seen Snakes On A Train?
Yes, that's not a typo, Snakes On A TRAIN.
I bought it for £3 in Woolworths when SOAP was in the cinemas.
It's by far the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
Here's a summary:
- Woman gets cursed and her internal organs start to turn into snakes.
- Fella takes said woman onto a train from Mexico to L.A. to find a Shaman who can help her.
- Some bandits are also on the train, have various fights with fella while woman is coughing up snakes and then swallowing them again.
- Woman starts to turn into a snake, so train stops in the middle of nowhere, everyone gets off. Snake/woman proceeds to grow about 100ft tall and eats train, then a tornado appears and sucks her up.
The End.
P.S. I do realise this QOTW is 'Best Films Ever' but I wanted to know if anyone else has seen this abomination
(Tue 22nd Jul 2008, 16:21, More)
Has anyone seen Snakes On A Train?
Yes, that's not a typo, Snakes On A TRAIN.
I bought it for £3 in Woolworths when SOAP was in the cinemas.
It's by far the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
Here's a summary:
- Woman gets cursed and her internal organs start to turn into snakes.
- Fella takes said woman onto a train from Mexico to L.A. to find a Shaman who can help her.
- Some bandits are also on the train, have various fights with fella while woman is coughing up snakes and then swallowing them again.
- Woman starts to turn into a snake, so train stops in the middle of nowhere, everyone gets off. Snake/woman proceeds to grow about 100ft tall and eats train, then a tornado appears and sucks her up.
The End.
P.S. I do realise this QOTW is 'Best Films Ever' but I wanted to know if anyone else has seen this abomination
(Tue 22nd Jul 2008, 16:21, More)
» Shoplifting
Shoplifters.
I work as a stockroom monkey in my local branch of Next.
Over the last few days we've had about £400 worth of stock going missing. Kids clothes under a certain age are not allowed to be security tagged, for some reason, and some bugger has been coming in and stealing clothes.
Day 1: They take a whole size range (about 11 items) of a certain design of girls top.
Day 2: Next thing to go missing, is the whole size range of matching jackets.
Day 3: Whole size range of pants to go with the tops/jackets.
I'm not working now until Monday but I'm just wondering how much else is going to go!
(Sat 12th Jan 2008, 14:28, More)
Shoplifters.
I work as a stockroom monkey in my local branch of Next.
Over the last few days we've had about £400 worth of stock going missing. Kids clothes under a certain age are not allowed to be security tagged, for some reason, and some bugger has been coming in and stealing clothes.
Day 1: They take a whole size range (about 11 items) of a certain design of girls top.
Day 2: Next thing to go missing, is the whole size range of matching jackets.
Day 3: Whole size range of pants to go with the tops/jackets.
I'm not working now until Monday but I'm just wondering how much else is going to go!
(Sat 12th Jan 2008, 14:28, More)
» Sleepwalking
"Check the configuration settings..."
My girlfriend was mumbling in her sleep, so I asked her what was up.
Answer? "Check the configuration settings"
What the hell?
She's also punched me in the face numberous times in the course of the night.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 9:17, More)
"Check the configuration settings..."
My girlfriend was mumbling in her sleep, so I asked her what was up.
Answer? "Check the configuration settings"
What the hell?
She's also punched me in the face numberous times in the course of the night.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 9:17, More)
» Darwin Awards
Fireworks.
I was about 17 years old. My friend aquired a rather large amount of fireworks, so he decided to do what any 17 year old pyromaniac would do. Make his own explosives.
He rang me up one night
"Xstopher! Come round to mine, I have something to show you!"
"Ok, I'll be round in 15 minutes."
Got round to his house, and he came out of the house with an empty aftershave bottle filled with a black powder, and a string coming out of a hole in the side.
The silly bastard had made his own bomb, complete with fuse.
Anyway, we trundle off to a deserted field area (Seven Arches, if anyone is from Stockport/Cheadle Hulme area) and proceed to plant this thing in on the ground, light it, and run like buggery.
Except I tripped over my own feet about 5 feet away.
Deciding that staying on the ground is a good idea, I wait for the thing to go off, which after about 3 more seconds it does. I can still remember the sound of the glass whizzing overhead.
My friend started panicking, thinking I'd been hit by shrapnel. The only injury I suffered was a dented pride. We went back to check where we'd left it and there was nothing left. Friend later told me he'd emptied the gunpowder from 6 of them Roman Candle things into it.
Fun times.
(Mon 16th Feb 2009, 18:36, More)
Fireworks.
I was about 17 years old. My friend aquired a rather large amount of fireworks, so he decided to do what any 17 year old pyromaniac would do. Make his own explosives.
He rang me up one night
"Xstopher! Come round to mine, I have something to show you!"
"Ok, I'll be round in 15 minutes."
Got round to his house, and he came out of the house with an empty aftershave bottle filled with a black powder, and a string coming out of a hole in the side.
The silly bastard had made his own bomb, complete with fuse.
Anyway, we trundle off to a deserted field area (Seven Arches, if anyone is from Stockport/Cheadle Hulme area) and proceed to plant this thing in on the ground, light it, and run like buggery.
Except I tripped over my own feet about 5 feet away.
Deciding that staying on the ground is a good idea, I wait for the thing to go off, which after about 3 more seconds it does. I can still remember the sound of the glass whizzing overhead.
My friend started panicking, thinking I'd been hit by shrapnel. The only injury I suffered was a dented pride. We went back to check where we'd left it and there was nothing left. Friend later told me he'd emptied the gunpowder from 6 of them Roman Candle things into it.
Fun times.
(Mon 16th Feb 2009, 18:36, More)
» Phobias
Right, this is a weird one.
Immunisation injections.
I hate the fact that people are injecting me with a trace of whatever I'm being immunised against, and just automatically assuming that my immune system will fight it, and create antibodies.
What if it doesn't, eh? I'm fucked!
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with needles, have had various peircings, (lip, tongue etc.) and was at the dentist just yesterday to have root canal, and was fine with the anesthetic injection, but I fucking hate immunisations!
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 15:07, More)
Right, this is a weird one.
Immunisation injections.
I hate the fact that people are injecting me with a trace of whatever I'm being immunised against, and just automatically assuming that my immune system will fight it, and create antibodies.
What if it doesn't, eh? I'm fucked!
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with needles, have had various peircings, (lip, tongue etc.) and was at the dentist just yesterday to have root canal, and was fine with the anesthetic injection, but I fucking hate immunisations!
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 15:07, More)