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» Never Meet Your Heroes
Lucy Liu
My mate Mark was out having a few drinks with some of the guys from work, including his boss. His boss's husband is involved with movies and often gets to meet and work with many hollywood stars.
Well, during the evening Mark is getting hammered and the conversation turns to which actors/actresses people like. Mark mentions that, amongst others, he likes Lucy Liu.
"Really?" says his boss.
"Yeah!" says Mark.
His boss then proceeds to phone her husband. After a brief conversation, of which Mark was not listening to, she hands the phone over to Mark and says
"Mark, there's someone on the phone who wants to say hello to you."
"Hello?" says Mark.
"Hi Mark. This is Lucy Liu. How are you? I hear you're a bit of a fan?"
Mark then shouts down the phone "F*ck off! You not f*cking Lucy Liu!" and hangs up the phone.
His boss then grabs the phone off of him and immediately phones back and starts apologising profusely.
It turns out that Mark had genuinely told Lucy Liu to f*ck off. WHAT A LEGEND!!!!1!one
(Tue 30th May 2006, 14:42, More)
Lucy Liu
My mate Mark was out having a few drinks with some of the guys from work, including his boss. His boss's husband is involved with movies and often gets to meet and work with many hollywood stars.
Well, during the evening Mark is getting hammered and the conversation turns to which actors/actresses people like. Mark mentions that, amongst others, he likes Lucy Liu.
"Really?" says his boss.
"Yeah!" says Mark.
His boss then proceeds to phone her husband. After a brief conversation, of which Mark was not listening to, she hands the phone over to Mark and says
"Mark, there's someone on the phone who wants to say hello to you."
"Hello?" says Mark.
"Hi Mark. This is Lucy Liu. How are you? I hear you're a bit of a fan?"
Mark then shouts down the phone "F*ck off! You not f*cking Lucy Liu!" and hangs up the phone.
His boss then grabs the phone off of him and immediately phones back and starts apologising profusely.
It turns out that Mark had genuinely told Lucy Liu to f*ck off. WHAT A LEGEND!!!!1!one
(Tue 30th May 2006, 14:42, More)
» The Meaning Of Giff
Handcross
Trying to operate the mouse with your other hand whilst watching your favorite porn
(Wed 2nd May 2018, 16:25, More)
Handcross
Trying to operate the mouse with your other hand whilst watching your favorite porn
(Wed 2nd May 2018, 16:25, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Leo Sayer
I was once making my way through to Covent Garden, where upon I spied the Radio 1 Roadshow was in full effect and blasting away in the middle (remember those?). In my hurry to join the crowd I promptly ran out accross the road and was almost knocked down by a bloody great big Mercedes that had just pulled away from the curb.
The driver wound down his window and gave me a good earful for being such a twat. It was at this time that I noticed that Leo Sayer was sitting in the back staring at me and looking at me as though I was a piece of shite.
I feel honored to have been almost run over by the short, curly-mopped, sqeaky voiced star.
Has anyone else been almost killed by a famous person?
(Tue 30th May 2006, 14:18, More)
Leo Sayer
I was once making my way through to Covent Garden, where upon I spied the Radio 1 Roadshow was in full effect and blasting away in the middle (remember those?). In my hurry to join the crowd I promptly ran out accross the road and was almost knocked down by a bloody great big Mercedes that had just pulled away from the curb.
The driver wound down his window and gave me a good earful for being such a twat. It was at this time that I noticed that Leo Sayer was sitting in the back staring at me and looking at me as though I was a piece of shite.
I feel honored to have been almost run over by the short, curly-mopped, sqeaky voiced star.
Has anyone else been almost killed by a famous person?
(Tue 30th May 2006, 14:18, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Well.....
Can't remember his real name, I'll call him Fred, but there was this guy at school we called Piss Head. Not because he had a drink problem and drank 15 cans of Stella everyday; but simply because at one of the Boys Club discos, someone (wasn't me, honest!!!) decided to piss into an empty cider bottle and pass it on to Fred.
Fred then, as you would, took a substantial drink from the bottle of piss and was promptly laughed at by all those that knew about the bottle's content. It was at this point that he experienced the first usage of his new nickname "Piss Head". I think it stuck with him for the next 2 years.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:57, More)
Well.....
Can't remember his real name, I'll call him Fred, but there was this guy at school we called Piss Head. Not because he had a drink problem and drank 15 cans of Stella everyday; but simply because at one of the Boys Club discos, someone (wasn't me, honest!!!) decided to piss into an empty cider bottle and pass it on to Fred.
Fred then, as you would, took a substantial drink from the bottle of piss and was promptly laughed at by all those that knew about the bottle's content. It was at this point that he experienced the first usage of his new nickname "Piss Head". I think it stuck with him for the next 2 years.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:57, More)