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» Secret Santa
Four fingers
My work colleague lost his wedding ring finger first week into this job. Daves been here for 4 years now and every year we always gets a gift of a kit kat as it has 4 fingers just like him.
(Sat 16th Dec 2006, 15:05, More)
Four fingers
My work colleague lost his wedding ring finger first week into this job. Daves been here for 4 years now and every year we always gets a gift of a kit kat as it has 4 fingers just like him.
(Sat 16th Dec 2006, 15:05, More)
» Insults
"Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG"
This one still gets brought up at family events from time to time.
Many moons ago whilst on our yearly holiday to the South of France my younger brother Scott would play football from dawn until dusk on the pitch next to our "block." Sitting there with my parents having a BBQ one evening when all we hear is "Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG." Turns out that my secret porno stash in the cabin we shared wasnt so secret after all. Needless to say it came out that Scott had not only found said stash but had also been studying "aaaaall the words to impress the older boys with." I was actually quite proud of him once the slipper marks on my arse died down!
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 11:56, More)
"Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG"
This one still gets brought up at family events from time to time.
Many moons ago whilst on our yearly holiday to the South of France my younger brother Scott would play football from dawn until dusk on the pitch next to our "block." Sitting there with my parents having a BBQ one evening when all we hear is "Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG." Turns out that my secret porno stash in the cabin we shared wasnt so secret after all. Needless to say it came out that Scott had not only found said stash but had also been studying "aaaaall the words to impress the older boys with." I was actually quite proud of him once the slipper marks on my arse died down!
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 11:56, More)
» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
Disorientated
When I was in Uni I used to get smashed in Paisley and then take "sleep breaks" on garden walls during the shitty 3 mile walk home. I would regularly awake hrs later completely disoriented and ended up heading back in the same direction I had just came from. That used to piss me off every time.
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 15:43, More)
Disorientated
When I was in Uni I used to get smashed in Paisley and then take "sleep breaks" on garden walls during the shitty 3 mile walk home. I would regularly awake hrs later completely disoriented and ended up heading back in the same direction I had just came from. That used to piss me off every time.
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 15:43, More)