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Kansai Kitsune is a horrible monster from parts unknown.
First post ever, archived for posterity.
My first compo entry AND animation:
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
» Mugged
My beating.
When I was just a young lad I went in a walk-through fun house and about mid-way through where they show the scary ghost in the electric chair with some strobe lights, some enterprising young chaps of African descent took it upon themselves to demand my money. But being a boy of about 11 and not having any money on me or a wallet and having explained this to them, they decided it would be better resolved by punching me in the face several times.
I learned two lessons that day: firstly, always carry money, because it annoys potential muggers if you don't, and secondly, the term "fun house" is sometimes a bit of a misnomer.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:11, More)
My beating.
When I was just a young lad I went in a walk-through fun house and about mid-way through where they show the scary ghost in the electric chair with some strobe lights, some enterprising young chaps of African descent took it upon themselves to demand my money. But being a boy of about 11 and not having any money on me or a wallet and having explained this to them, they decided it would be better resolved by punching me in the face several times.
I learned two lessons that day: firstly, always carry money, because it annoys potential muggers if you don't, and secondly, the term "fun house" is sometimes a bit of a misnomer.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:11, More)
» * PFFT *
Outback Steakhouse.
Outback Steakhouse isa chain of steak restaurants in the United States based upon a faux-Australian style. They serve an appetizer there they refer to as the Bloomin' Onion. Essentially, it's seasoned deep fried onion peels. While it is large, the thing is large enough to serve as an entire meal. The calories in one alone are equal to that of a full meal.
The result of eating one of these are onion farts that are so pungent that one can easily choke a small animal to death without using hands, and very likely bring tears to a grown adult's eyes. And they just don't stop. You'll be blasting onion farts for days after just one of these.
This is why I now classify said Bloomin' Onion as a "Weapon of Arse Destruction".
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 19:44, More)
Outback Steakhouse.
Outback Steakhouse isa chain of steak restaurants in the United States based upon a faux-Australian style. They serve an appetizer there they refer to as the Bloomin' Onion. Essentially, it's seasoned deep fried onion peels. While it is large, the thing is large enough to serve as an entire meal. The calories in one alone are equal to that of a full meal.
The result of eating one of these are onion farts that are so pungent that one can easily choke a small animal to death without using hands, and very likely bring tears to a grown adult's eyes. And they just don't stop. You'll be blasting onion farts for days after just one of these.
This is why I now classify said Bloomin' Onion as a "Weapon of Arse Destruction".
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 19:44, More)