» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Reading all these brings a tear to my eye....
....makes me cry too.

Maybe I'm a bit weird but my groin twitches were the fault of:
Rachel Garley - page 3 stunner
Michelle and the other one in Allo Allo (not the annoying blonde one)
Jenny Powell
Sophie B Hawkings
Roxette - the blonde bird
Helen Lederer
Mmmmm
(Sun 8th Nov 2009, 21:17, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Sure, Basildon is bad but haven't you been to Romford?
Lived there 5 years of skipping over sick on pavements, OK maybe some of it was mine.
The whole of Sarf London, never seen so much excrement everywhere
Hounslow, a smearing of kak would improve it
Greenock & Glasgow, what nice towns they'd be if you removed all the people....
Fourgeres in France, they should test their nukes there
Sheerness, Croydon, Bootle, Harold Hill, Slough - what's the point?
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 21:19, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

I don't see the point/attraction of.....
reading books while walking
spending £3,000 on a handbag
buying a new car
midgets with small man syndrome - you're short, get over it
going to the same pub week after week
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 21:41, More)