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» B3TA fixes the world

Chavs and other anti social tw@ts
my manifesto is as follows:

all chavs to be herded into shipping containers and sent to the current war zone/s, given a bottle of white lighting cider (drink of the refined chav chavette) pointed towards the enemy and told that they said something 'orrible about their bf/gf/milf. sit back and watch the fireworks.

should take 3 days to sort it out and then drop as many nuclear missiles as possible on the little darlings.

set up machine gun posts on strategic street corners and soon as the local citizens here 'ere mate give us a fag or i'll knock ya out,' open fire with everything they've got( 50 cal, mortars,rpg's, and lets not forget the good old flame thrower).

yes they may be some innocent casualties but WTF are they doing talking to chavs in the first place.

and then after eliminating the chav threat we can all have a jolly good knees up and then march on parliament and demand that Mr 'nobody knows me' clegg and dave 'i'm so smarmy posh git' cameron are hung from the big ben, and that all b3ta's get free booze and fags for life plus a one off bonus payment of £200,000 just for a MASSIVE fucing party.

(length who gives a fuck)
(Sat 24th Sep 2011, 11:22, More)

» Winning

spainish piss up
back in me day went with the family for hols two whole weeks of being roasted like a kipper yay!! anyhoo each night the hotel did a quiz winner gets 2 bottles of voddy, first week there got bugger all (17-18 at the time free BOOZE but nope not me). well along comes the second week quiz again well bugger me if they dont use the same questions from the first week.

needless to say i won it every night lasted me about 5 days still laugh at the gormless expression on the blokes face doing the quiz every time i go up and collect the prize.

(remember kids if it's worth doing it worth doing it pissed)
(Sun 1st May 2011, 11:18, More)