» Cross Dressing

You know what they say
You know what they say
If a Man builds a hundred bridges and sucks one cock, people dont call him a bridge builder.

Click i like this and i'l show u a pic of the bridges :P
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 19:45, More)

» Stuff I've found

A purse
Me and a group of friends were walking through wakefield on our dinner break,which constitutes 2 cigarettes n a sit down in the city centre, when out of my eye i spot a purse under the bench opposite to us, I casually strolled over and brough it back to our bench apon opening it i found 60 quid in cash and cards etc. (being a poor student 60 quid was like 2 weeks living costs). As i contemplated what to do with it all my friends were chanting "keep it keep it", the thought had crossed my mind as iv lost shit loads of stuff over the years and never got back, but being a good citizen i took the wallet to the local information centre, gave my name address etc, and never thought about it again. Untill 2 weeks later i got a letter with a hand sewn insignia on the top, it was from the woman whos purse id handed in, she said that she was a poor student with 2 children trying to better her self and the wallet had invaluable pictures and cards in it, enclosed in the back was a cheque for ten pounds. That perhaps was one of the best feelings iv had and still sticks with me now a few years later, iv still got the card and (un cashed) cheque in a draw somewhere. Keeps my faith in society alive.

Roz
(Thu 6th Nov 2008, 19:46, More)

» Awesome Sickies

Fire Drill
Not really a sicki but thought id post it any way. when i was in school we had the regular twats who would set the fire alrm off every other day. So cramming like 800 people out of the main doors was looong, so me and my m8 being 2 foot biggr thn evry1 else decided to smash our way thorugh all the little shits only to b cought by the biggest freaking teacher ever, when asked"what the hell do u think ur doing" i splurted out "Adding realism". yeh i thought it was realistic telling the headteacher tht infront of my parents...Little cunts :D
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 22:01, More)

» Going Too Far

mayB a little too far
i woke up this morning with a smile unusual for a sunday morning, pondering this smile i looked left noticing one of my m8s (female) completely naked at the side of me (cue flashback)out round town...party at mates beer..beer..more beer m8s mom n dads bedroom hot naked friend squeeky bed cue 12 people bursting in flipping light on n screaming get in there...i some how doubt im going to live this down but goddamn it im still smiling!!!!
(Sun 12th Nov 2006, 12:28, More)

» Top Tips

Beer and pro-plus
NEVER mix copious amount of pro plus with beer. especially when your about to go nightclubbing, the result? you wake up at three oclock and find ur self sat in the corner of a gay bar wondering why every1s wearing skimpy outfits.

other tip: if it looks like shit, and smells like shit its probably shit.. leave it alone kids
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 15:36, More)