» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

My guilty pleasure is watching "the dawg"
That is Der wayne from Hawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and his busty bail bonding lady on the Bravo channel.

Yes, Dog the Bounty Hunter, - (on the Bravo Channel)

Not just watching it though, my guilty pleasure is to get out the largest fattest dildo - plonk my anus on it and ride the mofo for all I am worth imagining "Der Wayne" and his working sons doin' me, and whilst wanking I pretend that my fist is the "boxom ones" titties.

And considering that Dog is on 4 times a day, I have become an absolute fecking wreck.

I have no other guilty pleasures.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 17:15, More)

» Work Experience

I worked for a contract cleaner
I was disappointed, I thought it was a "contract cleaner" - not a real cleaner, where I had to bleach toilets and polish knobs
(Sun 13th May 2007, 14:12, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

Keats and Yates are on your side, but oh the love of Wilde is on mine
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

I threw away the will to live when a girl I was fucking kept on quoting this to me. the last two lines, the controlling bitch.
(Sat 16th Aug 2008, 14:16, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Lifelong Pointless Experiment
This experiment started at 14 with me challenging addictions. The simple result is I lost. After making on average £100k per year for 10 years, I am now penniless. I had a good run mind.

I still recommend ketamine. That drug has a lot of bad press.
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 23:18, More)

» Family codes and rituals

Saying grace
Being brought up in a weird Christian religious sect, we always said grace before being sodomised and treated like dirty whores by the elders.
(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:33, More)