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» Terrible Parenting
Not terrible parenting
But when I was about 5 my brother and sister were having an argument when Dad butted in quite rudely...
Sister "Bloody is a swear word!"
Brother "No it's not!"
Sister "Yes it is!"
Brother "NO IT'S NOT"
Sister "YES IT IS!"
Dad "STOP BLOODY SWEARING!"
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 5:59, More)
Not terrible parenting
But when I was about 5 my brother and sister were having an argument when Dad butted in quite rudely...
Sister "Bloody is a swear word!"
Brother "No it's not!"
Sister "Yes it is!"
Brother "NO IT'S NOT"
Sister "YES IT IS!"
Dad "STOP BLOODY SWEARING!"
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 5:59, More)
» Crazy Relatives
A few from my family
Sister: In her own mind, she is never wrong. Always complained when brother brought orange juice in to the lounge room as it might be spilt. When she got caught with milk in the lounge room, she claimed that "Milk is not as bad as orange juice because it doesn't stain, it just bleaches."
Brother: While he doesn't do this anymore, when he was younger every time something went wrong he would blame it on the "Chinese Sumos."
Dad and Grandad: Every time they talk to someone in the family they have a tendancy to go through all of the names in the family before getting the right one. They said it's genetic.
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 10:32, More)
A few from my family
Sister: In her own mind, she is never wrong. Always complained when brother brought orange juice in to the lounge room as it might be spilt. When she got caught with milk in the lounge room, she claimed that "Milk is not as bad as orange juice because it doesn't stain, it just bleaches."
Brother: While he doesn't do this anymore, when he was younger every time something went wrong he would blame it on the "Chinese Sumos."
Dad and Grandad: Every time they talk to someone in the family they have a tendancy to go through all of the names in the family before getting the right one. They said it's genetic.
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 10:32, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
This is going to be a list.
1. I haven't personally seen this one, but a friend of mine was playing cricket in his backyard when he hit the ball over the fence. Naturally, he was selected to go fetch the ball from the neighbours yard, so he jumps the fence and guess what he sees? A pool with 3 naked people in it, mother, father, son. All monstrously obiese too.
2. One time while in a public toilet in the middle of nowhere (I wish I posted this in the grafitti QOTW) I saw a drawing on the wall of a dog screwing a man from behind. I was 11 at the time. No wonder I'm so attracted to B3TA.
3. One time at school I was walking through one of the staircases in E block and noticed some one had taken a dump on the steps, and it was a foot-longer. My friends and I had to notify the cleaner, who has always eyed us suspiciously since.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 23:37, More)
This is going to be a list.
1. I haven't personally seen this one, but a friend of mine was playing cricket in his backyard when he hit the ball over the fence. Naturally, he was selected to go fetch the ball from the neighbours yard, so he jumps the fence and guess what he sees? A pool with 3 naked people in it, mother, father, son. All monstrously obiese too.
2. One time while in a public toilet in the middle of nowhere (I wish I posted this in the grafitti QOTW) I saw a drawing on the wall of a dog screwing a man from behind. I was 11 at the time. No wonder I'm so attracted to B3TA.
3. One time at school I was walking through one of the staircases in E block and noticed some one had taken a dump on the steps, and it was a foot-longer. My friends and I had to notify the cleaner, who has always eyed us suspiciously since.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 23:37, More)
» Cheap Tat
Cheap useless crap
One time when I was 6 I bought one of those children's mobile phones (the ones they play with that have no electronics in them at all) thinking it was a bargain.
There is also a lot of school material that I have bought over the years that has been pretty useless as well e.g. Away (Michael Gow), Raw (Scott Monk), and Summer of the Aliens (Some other deranged cunt).
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 21:52, More)
Cheap useless crap
One time when I was 6 I bought one of those children's mobile phones (the ones they play with that have no electronics in them at all) thinking it was a bargain.
There is also a lot of school material that I have bought over the years that has been pretty useless as well e.g. Away (Michael Gow), Raw (Scott Monk), and Summer of the Aliens (Some other deranged cunt).
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 21:52, More)
» Political Correctness Gone Mad
Those Damned Injuns!
One time I was surfing the net when it came up with a page: "Connection has been reset". Then it said something about an Apache server not doing his job!
(Wed 28th Nov 2007, 21:28, More)
Those Damned Injuns!
One time I was surfing the net when it came up with a page: "Connection has been reset". Then it said something about an Apache server not doing his job!
(Wed 28th Nov 2007, 21:28, More)