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» I don't understand the attraction

Jutting bones & scrawney legs.
How can any self respecting man get sexually aroused by those women who look like recent guests of a concentration camp.

Is it the fact that a lot of them look like a scrawny 12 year old boy and sets something off these "men" can't admit to themselves?
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 15:18, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

Not exactly romantic,
but I find that jumping out of a closet with hood, rope, ductape and a sharp instrument will usually result in the fulfillment of my sex fantasy.

Also saves on drinks/dinner/movie nonsense.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 12:22, More)

» Top Tips

Tips for my fellow Americans visiting England.
To tighten the bonds between our countries and break the ice, ask questions like:

Did it take long for you to learn to drive on the wrong side of the road?

Why don't you call them french fries like we do?

Why was Stonehenge built so close to the road?

These, and questions like them, will show your interest in the British way of life and increase your popularity from all you meet.

Also greet passersby with: "Hi Dude! I'm from America" Smiles & handshakes will follow.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 16:11, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

Spent hours at home
developing an interlocking GSP uplink sidebar open sporum for the offices line vane decrop systems.

Left for just a moment with the QDQF left in the outer dolling mode.

My 97 year old Grandmother walks in and seeing the sensor side operating light blinking decided to press the slide press open banner button.

Of course that ended my career. I now live in a van down by the river.
(Sat 23rd Sep 2006, 20:55, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

76 Pages
of suggestions for QOTW (I've read them all) and not one suggested this topic! What's up! Suggestions for QOTW are much funnier than what's actually put up.
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 14:21, More)
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