» Asking people out

First Date Genius
All I knew about the posh girl from school is that she was posh, very proper, and liked Abba and that type of music.

So, on arrival at the cinema for our first date, I chose the disco-dancing film of champions "Boogie Nights".

Oops.
(Fri 11th Dec 2009, 16:28, More)

» Cheap Tat

Spend £30 on fuel and get...
A big breaker bar, for putting with your socket set and undoing tight bolts. Only £5!

The first time I used it was trying to undo one of the wheel nuts of my 4x4. I stood on it, and it lived up to its name, and broke.
(Tue 8th Jan 2008, 17:44, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

Mothers
Mine threw out a pristine copy of the first Superman annual to be published in colour, and my signed copy of an original 'Alien' script.
"It was yellow!"
"It was 20 years old, woman!"
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 16:18, More)