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RD22

(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 17:20, More)

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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

My family ran a guest house
and one day my brother mistook the cocoa for the gravy powder. Politely no-one commented, or maybe Oxo-and-chocolate sauce works..

Dad would write the menus in calligraphy, patiently, each day. Took some time, but a nice touch. Don't disturb his concentration as the last line once read "Tea or Custard" (not Coffee..)

Mainly catering for young families we would be plagued with the kids coming in to see what was on the menu that night. The expression on their little faces when we simply put
"Bread and water"
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 16:43, More)

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Don't try self crucifixion
The last nail is a right bugger to get in
(Sun 3rd Dec 2006, 18:56, More)

» Best Films Ever

Amelie..
A film where no character is exaggerated or supernatural, no super heroes, no Die Hards, no guns.

There is no scene in the film that a viewer would not expect to have happen to themselves.

No-one does anything in their day that they would not do on every other day of their life.

Characters are seen larger than life because we see themselves from their own POV, what is important to them. But still no car chase, gun waving, all other Hollywood tactics to take us awy from our popcorn.

What you get is a spellbinding tale where real people are driven by their strongest desires and fears, however irrational, this is what makes the people we meet daily tick.,

my gf bought me a copy, I was going to the cinema to see it that often at the time..
(Mon 21st Jul 2008, 1:21, More)

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Rapists!
Collect other people's DNA evidence to leave behind, lower your chances of conviction.
(Mon 29th Jun 2009, 14:58, More)

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Men!
When asked whether items of female clothing enlarge certain parts of the male body, honesty is never the best policy.
(Tue 5th Dec 2006, 22:55, More)
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