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Boo... Sorry guys i cant help in the quest for visual due to lack of photoshop and general inability to draw... but that doesn't seem to stop people!!!
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Boo... Sorry guys i cant help in the quest for visual due to lack of photoshop and general inability to draw... but that doesn't seem to stop people!!!
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» Apparently I'm a sex offender
Textual Harassment
I was once with a nice well behaved catholic girl who belived in the innocence of abstinance like most do... well me being male and 18 means that after a few months my corrupting influence began to take hold... we decided that whilst she was working in her placement at a primary school we should send some "romantic" texts, well this played for a few weeks and the texts got bolder and bolder... till they were at the sdtage when even prince would have been embarrased... well the twunt decides to buy a new phone... no reall problem... was pay as you go... so most people wouldnt by a new sim card and give it to their mum would they!!!!
Try and explain that to a vicar if you can...
"An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!""
(Mon 21st Aug 2006, 14:59, More)
Textual Harassment
I was once with a nice well behaved catholic girl who belived in the innocence of abstinance like most do... well me being male and 18 means that after a few months my corrupting influence began to take hold... we decided that whilst she was working in her placement at a primary school we should send some "romantic" texts, well this played for a few weeks and the texts got bolder and bolder... till they were at the sdtage when even prince would have been embarrased... well the twunt decides to buy a new phone... no reall problem... was pay as you go... so most people wouldnt by a new sim card and give it to their mum would they!!!!
Try and explain that to a vicar if you can...
"An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!""
(Mon 21st Aug 2006, 14:59, More)
» DIY fashion
News just in....
The "girls" in my office ahve decided to mix labority work with an ann summers style show... great...
(Wed 30th Aug 2006, 11:11, More)
News just in....
The "girls" in my office ahve decided to mix labority work with an ann summers style show... great...
(Wed 30th Aug 2006, 11:11, More)