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Carefully looks around room... before deciding "fuck it"...
Did you hear that it was freezing cold during the Battle of Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, apparently there was a really nasty nip in the air.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 13:52, More)

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Pun Based Lymeric...
The young men at porn picture-palaces
have no time for psychoanalysis,
And though Dr. Freud
gets distinctly annoyed,
They cling to their long standing falacies.
www.instantrimshot.com/
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 13:56, More)

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I hope I'm not alone on this...
...but I always have a little snigger whenever I see the adverts for:

Hiscox Home Insurance.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 13:22, More)

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Double Entendres eh, Wembley?
You've asked for it, so I'm giving you one right now.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 14:29, More)

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Tina Turner concert.
I know a dude (fairly tall and broad) who went to see Tina Turner concert last night.

When it was brought up in conversation yesterday, someone mentioned that she has a 'big gay following'...

"Well she certainly will do tonight!" was the only logical response.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 13:27, More)