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NotDavidBailey is living proof as to why you should never give a copy of PaintShopPro to somebody who has the artistic talent of a severely disabled cockroach with learning difficulties.

See for yourself, here's his first cartoon strip, 'The Adventures of Dave'.


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And his second cartoon strip, Micheal o' yorke...


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And more, in the form of 'Jimmy's Car'


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God only knows what will happen next...

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Don't waste money
On an expensive Apple Mac computer. Simply buy an ordinary PC and always use it in 'safe mode' thus severely limiting its capabilities.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 19:26, More)

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Running a knife
along the teeth of a fine-toothed comb in a rhythmical fashion acts as an adequate metronome for training centipedes to tap-dance.
(Wed 20th Jun 2007, 16:22, More)

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Prevent small mammals
from hibernating for the winter by standing outside of their burrows banging pots and pans together for several months.
(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 19:43, More)

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Don't waste money
Buying small metal bowls. Simply buy a colander and an arc-welding kit and use it to fill in the holes.
(Wed 20th Jun 2007, 16:28, More)

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An Ice-Lolly stick
with approximately one-third of it's length snapped off makes an ideal surf board for medium-sized insects.
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 1:48, More)

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