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HGV Fat Thick as pig shit bastards
During this summer, my girlfriends sister was visiting the UK from Australia for the first time, so we showed her the local sites,(Stonehenge etc)
On the way back in our Micra 1.0 (the gutless wonder) i tried to over take a HGV going rather slow
the utter bastard sped up and i went head on with a BMW
so with him behind me and going up a fucking steep hill
i put on the hazard warning lights and slowed down to a stop
the sound of air brakes behind me made my day as i sped (well nearly) off and he hill started up this bastard of a hill
eventually he caught up after 20 mins
though i think he was not that happy
due to his flashing lights, blasting horn and fat faced swearing barrage
how i laughed
oh and if your out there my driver
your a cunt
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 22:42, More)