» My most gullible moment

Halfords Saturday boys
Will go and look for a flux capacitor for a 1.2 Nova if you ask them nicely.
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 16:04, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

The AA
One of the Essex girls at work (bear with me, it is relevant) was telling us one Monday how she'd broken down at the weekend in Brighton and had had to call round her mates to pick her up. Her manager asked why she wasn't a member of the AA, and her response was "Yeah, I am, but they don't work outside Essex do they?".
(Thu 18th Mar 2010, 17:21, More)

» Common

Common as....muck
People who *smother* their food in ketchup and/or salad cream. Food is supposed to taste of something, not that horrid synthetic muck.

Oh and Kerry Katona.
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 13:37, More)

» Singing the wrong words

AIR
Sexxxxyyyyy Muuuuuuuulet
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 14:17, More)

» Black Sheep

Mistafeesh
Distrubingly you look like you are standing infront of a hospital curtain....
(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 13:53, More)