Profile for t0ria:
Hello! I live in Manchester and work in law. I am older than I would like to be. I found b3ta through C Kick's Record Store Cats, which was emailed to me at work when I was supposed to be working. B3ta now seems to take up a lot of my work time. I like /links. Its nice. I don't sound like Barnaby bear. I also like shouty men with guitars.
This is me! Wildyles did it for the facebook Shop Your Fellow b3tan/b3tard group and I love it so much I'm putting it on here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRJPNuXZsc
I had a little sulk when Monty, Masakatsu and Fetid Mimsy had a do and didn't invite me cos I'm a girl. I didn't want to go anyway, they drank beer and played on their ZX Spectrums. But I made them feel so guilty Monty made this amazing and slightly creepy video! And for that I love tham :)
This was possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9249749
I am a recent convert to the genius that is ISketch, despite being incapable of actually drawing anything I seem to be quite good at it.
I am rubbish at computery stuff and I can't really make anything but I do like a good link.
my first /board attempt
Monty Propps nazi-fied me. I am a proud /links nazi.
For some reason I was a part of Cow Sunday. I am still not entirely sure why ths happened....
Monty has been very busy with his Nazi badges! There's me at a rally in 1936.
And his lovely Shatner badges!
PLEASE JOIN MY JONATHAN KING "FAN" CLUB!!!! Help yourself to a badge.
My first attempt at a badge, if you are a dirty Manc or North Westerner, who wants a blurry bit of TOAP, please help yourself
Lovely Monty made this for my 1st b3taday. It was truly a momentous occasion enjoyed by all!
Stuff from some of my favorite people on links:
The lovely AWFSB
m-a-t-t -- formerly mini
Monty who spends far too much time on here and really likes monkeys
Mr Propps again!
I am a very proud member of m-a-t-t -- formerly mini's Lee Evans haters club. Because he is a cock. (Lee Evans not matt!)
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Hello! I live in Manchester and work in law. I am older than I would like to be. I found b3ta through C Kick's Record Store Cats, which was emailed to me at work when I was supposed to be working. B3ta now seems to take up a lot of my work time. I like /links. Its nice. I don't sound like Barnaby bear. I also like shouty men with guitars.
This is me! Wildyles did it for the facebook Shop Your Fellow b3tan/b3tard group and I love it so much I'm putting it on here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRJPNuXZsc
I had a little sulk when Monty, Masakatsu and Fetid Mimsy had a do and didn't invite me cos I'm a girl. I didn't want to go anyway, they drank beer and played on their ZX Spectrums. But I made them feel so guilty Monty made this amazing and slightly creepy video! And for that I love tham :)
This was possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9249749
I am a recent convert to the genius that is ISketch, despite being incapable of actually drawing anything I seem to be quite good at it.
I am rubbish at computery stuff and I can't really make anything but I do like a good link.
my first /board attempt
Monty Propps nazi-fied me. I am a proud /links nazi.
For some reason I was a part of Cow Sunday. I am still not entirely sure why ths happened....
Monty has been very busy with his Nazi badges! There's me at a rally in 1936.
And his lovely Shatner badges!
PLEASE JOIN MY JONATHAN KING "FAN" CLUB!!!! Help yourself to a badge.
My first attempt at a badge, if you are a dirty Manc or North Westerner, who wants a blurry bit of TOAP, please help yourself
Lovely Monty made this for my 1st b3taday. It was truly a momentous occasion enjoyed by all!
Stuff from some of my favorite people on links:
The lovely AWFSB
m-a-t-t -- formerly mini
Monty who spends far too much time on here and really likes monkeys
Mr Propps again!
I am a very proud member of m-a-t-t -- formerly mini's Lee Evans haters club. Because he is a cock. (Lee Evans not matt!)
Recent front page messages:
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» Grandparents
My Granddad is 91.
He and my Granny lived in a council house in Birmingham all their lives and were pretty much penniless- or so we thought. The only holiday they ever had was the odd coach trip to Weston Super Mare. It wasn't until my Granny passed away that we found out she had been salting away money for decades, and her bank account ran into six figures.
They "had" to get married (my dad was born somewhat less than 9 months after they did) and they hated each other. I'm sure she deliberately hid the money so he couldn't have any fun- a proper case of cutting her nose off to spite her face. She may have been money savvy but unfortunately for her she forgot that he would inherit the lot when she pegged it.
He now spends at least 8 months of the year in a bar San Fransico and in a five star hotel in Hawaii. He spends a large amount of money on Chivas Regal. He had a 42 year old girlfriend in Hawaii but he dumped her because she was too possessive. I'm sure my Granny is turning in her grave.
(Tue 7th Jun 2011, 20:21, More)
My Granddad is 91.
He and my Granny lived in a council house in Birmingham all their lives and were pretty much penniless- or so we thought. The only holiday they ever had was the odd coach trip to Weston Super Mare. It wasn't until my Granny passed away that we found out she had been salting away money for decades, and her bank account ran into six figures.
They "had" to get married (my dad was born somewhat less than 9 months after they did) and they hated each other. I'm sure she deliberately hid the money so he couldn't have any fun- a proper case of cutting her nose off to spite her face. She may have been money savvy but unfortunately for her she forgot that he would inherit the lot when she pegged it.
He now spends at least 8 months of the year in a bar San Fransico and in a five star hotel in Hawaii. He spends a large amount of money on Chivas Regal. He had a 42 year old girlfriend in Hawaii but he dumped her because she was too possessive. I'm sure my Granny is turning in her grave.
(Tue 7th Jun 2011, 20:21, More)
» Stalked
I have been stalker and stalkee.
Stalkee: I used to work in a pub in the evenings and one of the regulars took a bit of a shine to me. One night he followed me home. I was rather suprised to see him on my doorstep with a bottle of warm Liebfraumilch in one and and three Ferrero Rocher in the other. I am a bit of a wine and chocolate buff and he thought he was doing realy well. Bless him, he tried.
Stalker: When I split up with my husband a few years ago, I was fairly convinced he was seeing someone else. I found his internet banking password, went into his account and saw he had bought flowers and theatre tickets. OK, I thought, he's definitely seeing someone else.On the spur of the moment I rang the theatre and started crying, saying my card had been stolen and the Police weren't helping. I gave them his account number and they checked their computer and told me what play the tickets had been bought for. It was a panto- he had bought them for his niece. Did I feel like a heel? Yes.
His bank rang him and reported the unusal activity on his internet banking. He worked out it was me and luckily didn't report me. Oh and I found out he had bought the flowers for him mum.
Doh.
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 20:35, More)
I have been stalker and stalkee.
Stalkee: I used to work in a pub in the evenings and one of the regulars took a bit of a shine to me. One night he followed me home. I was rather suprised to see him on my doorstep with a bottle of warm Liebfraumilch in one and and three Ferrero Rocher in the other. I am a bit of a wine and chocolate buff and he thought he was doing realy well. Bless him, he tried.
Stalker: When I split up with my husband a few years ago, I was fairly convinced he was seeing someone else. I found his internet banking password, went into his account and saw he had bought flowers and theatre tickets. OK, I thought, he's definitely seeing someone else.On the spur of the moment I rang the theatre and started crying, saying my card had been stolen and the Police weren't helping. I gave them his account number and they checked their computer and told me what play the tickets had been bought for. It was a panto- he had bought them for his niece. Did I feel like a heel? Yes.
His bank rang him and reported the unusal activity on his internet banking. He worked out it was me and luckily didn't report me. Oh and I found out he had bought the flowers for him mum.
Doh.
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 20:35, More)
» Presents
I'm getting Mr t0ria a Brubox.
www.brupaks.com/brubox/index.html
Its a do it yourself beer kit. I've bought the London bitter. I'm the best girlfriend ever.
"Never before has home beer-making been so easy, tasty and problem free. With The BruBox there is no mess, no smell and, due to the entirely closed production method, virtually no chance of infection.
There are three variants in the BruBox range; London Bitter, Irish Extra Stout and Bavarian Pilsner, each producing 10 litres of fantastic quality beer.
Each kit consists of the finest quality brewing grade malt extract, genuine top or bottom fermenting yeast and our revolutionary new BruBag system which, for the first time, enables fresh hops and grains to be used to enhance the flavour without any messy straining"
10 litres of beer... should keep him quiet for a bit.
ED: Sorry it reads like I'm spamming it but I honestly don't work for them!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 13:53, More)
I'm getting Mr t0ria a Brubox.
www.brupaks.com/brubox/index.html
Its a do it yourself beer kit. I've bought the London bitter. I'm the best girlfriend ever.
"Never before has home beer-making been so easy, tasty and problem free. With The BruBox there is no mess, no smell and, due to the entirely closed production method, virtually no chance of infection.
There are three variants in the BruBox range; London Bitter, Irish Extra Stout and Bavarian Pilsner, each producing 10 litres of fantastic quality beer.
Each kit consists of the finest quality brewing grade malt extract, genuine top or bottom fermenting yeast and our revolutionary new BruBag system which, for the first time, enables fresh hops and grains to be used to enhance the flavour without any messy straining"
10 litres of beer... should keep him quiet for a bit.
ED: Sorry it reads like I'm spamming it but I honestly don't work for them!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 13:53, More)
» Cringe!
Father in law tongue sandwich
Mr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.
Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.
Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.
At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:33, More)
Father in law tongue sandwich
Mr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.
Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.
Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.
At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:33, More)