Profile for t0ria:
Hello! I live in Manchester and work in law. I am older than I would like to be. I found b3ta through C Kick's Record Store Cats, which was emailed to me at work when I was supposed to be working. B3ta now seems to take up a lot of my work time. I like /links. Its nice. I don't sound like Barnaby bear. I also like shouty men with guitars.
This is me! Wildyles did it for the facebook Shop Your Fellow b3tan/b3tard group and I love it so much I'm putting it on here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRJPNuXZsc
I had a little sulk when Monty, Masakatsu and Fetid Mimsy had a do and didn't invite me cos I'm a girl. I didn't want to go anyway, they drank beer and played on their ZX Spectrums. But I made them feel so guilty Monty made this amazing and slightly creepy video! And for that I love tham :)
This was possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9249749
I am a recent convert to the genius that is ISketch, despite being incapable of actually drawing anything I seem to be quite good at it.
I am rubbish at computery stuff and I can't really make anything but I do like a good link.
my first /board attempt
Monty Propps nazi-fied me. I am a proud /links nazi.
For some reason I was a part of Cow Sunday. I am still not entirely sure why ths happened....
Monty has been very busy with his Nazi badges! There's me at a rally in 1936.
And his lovely Shatner badges!
PLEASE JOIN MY JONATHAN KING "FAN" CLUB!!!! Help yourself to a badge.
My first attempt at a badge, if you are a dirty Manc or North Westerner, who wants a blurry bit of TOAP, please help yourself
Lovely Monty made this for my 1st b3taday. It was truly a momentous occasion enjoyed by all!
Stuff from some of my favorite people on links:
The lovely AWFSB
m-a-t-t -- formerly mini
Monty who spends far too much time on here and really likes monkeys
Mr Propps again!
I am a very proud member of m-a-t-t -- formerly mini's Lee Evans haters club. Because he is a cock. (Lee Evans not matt!)
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- a member for 2 years, 11 months and 29 days
- it's my b3ta birthday!
- has posted 151 messages on the main board
- has posted 6 messages on the talk board
- has posted 5691 messages on the links board
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Hello! I live in Manchester and work in law. I am older than I would like to be. I found b3ta through C Kick's Record Store Cats, which was emailed to me at work when I was supposed to be working. B3ta now seems to take up a lot of my work time. I like /links. Its nice. I don't sound like Barnaby bear. I also like shouty men with guitars.
This is me! Wildyles did it for the facebook Shop Your Fellow b3tan/b3tard group and I love it so much I'm putting it on here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRJPNuXZsc
I had a little sulk when Monty, Masakatsu and Fetid Mimsy had a do and didn't invite me cos I'm a girl. I didn't want to go anyway, they drank beer and played on their ZX Spectrums. But I made them feel so guilty Monty made this amazing and slightly creepy video! And for that I love tham :)
This was possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9249749
I am a recent convert to the genius that is ISketch, despite being incapable of actually drawing anything I seem to be quite good at it.
I am rubbish at computery stuff and I can't really make anything but I do like a good link.
my first /board attempt
Monty Propps nazi-fied me. I am a proud /links nazi.
For some reason I was a part of Cow Sunday. I am still not entirely sure why ths happened....
Monty has been very busy with his Nazi badges! There's me at a rally in 1936.
And his lovely Shatner badges!
PLEASE JOIN MY JONATHAN KING "FAN" CLUB!!!! Help yourself to a badge.
My first attempt at a badge, if you are a dirty Manc or North Westerner, who wants a blurry bit of TOAP, please help yourself
Lovely Monty made this for my 1st b3taday. It was truly a momentous occasion enjoyed by all!
Stuff from some of my favorite people on links:
The lovely AWFSB
m-a-t-t -- formerly mini
Monty who spends far too much time on here and really likes monkeys
Mr Propps again!
I am a very proud member of m-a-t-t -- formerly mini's Lee Evans haters club. Because he is a cock. (Lee Evans not matt!)
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Stalked
I have been stalker and stalkee.
Stalkee: I used to work in a pub in the evenings and one of the regulars took a bit of a shine to me. One night he followed me home. I was rather suprised to see him on my doorstep with a bottle of warm Liebfraumilch in one and and three Ferrero Rocher in the other. I am a bit of a wine and chocolate buff and he thought he was doing realy well. Bless him, he tried.
Stalker: When I split up with my husband a few years ago, I was fairly convinced he was seeing someone else. I found his internet banking password, went into his account and saw he had bought flowers and theatre tickets. OK, I thought, he's definitely seeing someone else.On the spur of the moment I rang the theatre and started crying, saying my card had been stolen and the Police weren't helping. I gave them his account number and they checked their computer and told me what play the tickets had been bought for. It was a panto- he had bought them for his niece. Did I feel like a heel? Yes.
His bank rang him and reported the unusal activity on his internet banking. He worked out it was me and luckily didn't report me. Oh and I found out he had bought the flowers for him mum.
Doh.
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 20:35, More)
I have been stalker and stalkee.
Stalkee: I used to work in a pub in the evenings and one of the regulars took a bit of a shine to me. One night he followed me home. I was rather suprised to see him on my doorstep with a bottle of warm Liebfraumilch in one and and three Ferrero Rocher in the other. I am a bit of a wine and chocolate buff and he thought he was doing realy well. Bless him, he tried.
Stalker: When I split up with my husband a few years ago, I was fairly convinced he was seeing someone else. I found his internet banking password, went into his account and saw he had bought flowers and theatre tickets. OK, I thought, he's definitely seeing someone else.On the spur of the moment I rang the theatre and started crying, saying my card had been stolen and the Police weren't helping. I gave them his account number and they checked their computer and told me what play the tickets had been bought for. It was a panto- he had bought them for his niece. Did I feel like a heel? Yes.
His bank rang him and reported the unusal activity on his internet banking. He worked out it was me and luckily didn't report me. Oh and I found out he had bought the flowers for him mum.
Doh.
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 20:35, More)
» Cringe!
Father in law tongue sandwich
Mr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.
Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.
Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.
At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:33, More)
Father in law tongue sandwich
Mr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.
Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.
Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.
At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:33, More)