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» The worst sex I ever had
Man on Rope love
In my younger days, the lady i was with convinced me because her mate sharon said so, it would be fun to stick the end of a fat bit of rope up me bum, then pull it out at the moment of climax.
This she did, and i promptly shat myself.......... good times
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 13:34, More)
Man on Rope love
In my younger days, the lady i was with convinced me because her mate sharon said so, it would be fun to stick the end of a fat bit of rope up me bum, then pull it out at the moment of climax.
This she did, and i promptly shat myself.......... good times
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 13:34, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Not quite toilet graffiti
But one of the best ads i've seen in a while
(Tue 8th May 2007, 17:17, More)
Not quite toilet graffiti
But one of the best ads i've seen in a while
(Tue 8th May 2007, 17:17, More)
» When were you last really scared?
Death Slide Doom
When i was about 8 we went to a local adventure park style place with a huge death slide. Many a time i'd pluck up the courage to get to the top sit on the edge, look death in the eye and then bottle it and do the walk of shame back down the stairs.
But one day cracked up on coke and sweets i was determined, so up i went. Being of a young age and cracked to the max on sugar, i hadn't been to the loo all day. Up i sat, jumped off the edge and promptly shat myself.. the nastiest trail of poo you've ever see all up my back and streaked down the slide. Best bit was all the kids coming down after me, and the parents brushing trying to wipe off the innocent looking wet dirt, and instead copping a touch of my love mud.
Being 8 i did what any kid would do, ran off to find some girls to wipe me pants on.
(Mon 26th Feb 2007, 15:59, More)
Death Slide Doom
When i was about 8 we went to a local adventure park style place with a huge death slide. Many a time i'd pluck up the courage to get to the top sit on the edge, look death in the eye and then bottle it and do the walk of shame back down the stairs.
But one day cracked up on coke and sweets i was determined, so up i went. Being of a young age and cracked to the max on sugar, i hadn't been to the loo all day. Up i sat, jumped off the edge and promptly shat myself.. the nastiest trail of poo you've ever see all up my back and streaked down the slide. Best bit was all the kids coming down after me, and the parents brushing trying to wipe off the innocent looking wet dirt, and instead copping a touch of my love mud.
Being 8 i did what any kid would do, ran off to find some girls to wipe me pants on.
(Mon 26th Feb 2007, 15:59, More)