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- a member for 17 years, 1 month and 1 day
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» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
I used to be a right little rebel
Got pissed one day and stood in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square. Good times, good times.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 23:17, More)
I used to be a right little rebel
Got pissed one day and stood in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square. Good times, good times.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 23:17, More)
» Council Cunts
I work for Carrick Council in Cornwall,
and I'm a Car Park Patrol Officer. I give out tickets to people who stay over their alloted time, or who don't bother to pay for a ticket. Just doing it for the Summer, but still get alot of flak from people.
Had one bloke today give me abuse and threaten me because he was ''only'' an hour over his ticket time.
I just can't stand how people get pissed off when I book them for not bothering to purchase a ticket, as these are usually the people who get worked up about other people not paying their way in carparks.
Anyway, just thought I'd vent a little bit about how I hate cunts who give me abuse for doing my job. At the end of the day, if no-one was there to patrol the car parks, it would be a parking free-for-all, with people spending days parked at a time, and no-one would be able to get spaces at peak times.
If you still hate me after this, click ''I like this''.
Much love, HBLC.
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 19:10, More)
I work for Carrick Council in Cornwall,
and I'm a Car Park Patrol Officer. I give out tickets to people who stay over their alloted time, or who don't bother to pay for a ticket. Just doing it for the Summer, but still get alot of flak from people.
Had one bloke today give me abuse and threaten me because he was ''only'' an hour over his ticket time.
I just can't stand how people get pissed off when I book them for not bothering to purchase a ticket, as these are usually the people who get worked up about other people not paying their way in carparks.
Anyway, just thought I'd vent a little bit about how I hate cunts who give me abuse for doing my job. At the end of the day, if no-one was there to patrol the car parks, it would be a parking free-for-all, with people spending days parked at a time, and no-one would be able to get spaces at peak times.
If you still hate me after this, click ''I like this''.
Much love, HBLC.
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 19:10, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
I live in a town called Pool, which has a huge sign saying ''Pool Is The Future''.
Drove past it one morning to find someone had ripped the ''l'' from the word ''Pool''.
Poo Is The Future.
You heard it here first.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:38, More)
Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
I live in a town called Pool, which has a huge sign saying ''Pool Is The Future''.
Drove past it one morning to find someone had ripped the ''l'' from the word ''Pool''.
Poo Is The Future.
You heard it here first.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:38, More)
» Personal Hygiene
Not me, but a friend of mine.
Unfortunately I left just before this foul tale happened.
Was at a house party a couple of years ago, and the usual amount of binge-drinking ensued. One guy, who was there with his girlfriend, peaked way too early and passed out on a double bed at around 11pm. We left him go, but his wench went up to spend the night in the double bed with him. ''That's a normal occurance'', I hear you cry.
Add into the equation that he shit the bed, and neither of them realised untill morning, and it isn't quite so normal. They'd obviously been tossing and turning in their sleep as not an area of the bed was un-coated.
Apparently they were both completely covered, and stinking like the entire London trampforce combined.
Still not sure that it was a good or a bad thing not being there to see the aftermath.
Apologies for the Asian-like length, but it's a bit nippy in here.
(Tue 27th Mar 2007, 16:25, More)
Not me, but a friend of mine.
Unfortunately I left just before this foul tale happened.
Was at a house party a couple of years ago, and the usual amount of binge-drinking ensued. One guy, who was there with his girlfriend, peaked way too early and passed out on a double bed at around 11pm. We left him go, but his wench went up to spend the night in the double bed with him. ''That's a normal occurance'', I hear you cry.
Add into the equation that he shit the bed, and neither of them realised untill morning, and it isn't quite so normal. They'd obviously been tossing and turning in their sleep as not an area of the bed was un-coated.
Apparently they were both completely covered, and stinking like the entire London trampforce combined.
Still not sure that it was a good or a bad thing not being there to see the aftermath.
Apologies for the Asian-like length, but it's a bit nippy in here.
(Tue 27th Mar 2007, 16:25, More)