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Northern....
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1st January 2022
An occasional lurker now, I remember when it was all fields n' that....
Hunting for some hummus....
Too many hours sitting in front of a computer at work now, so I don't often sit in front of the computer drawing these days. I should really, been a while.
You can email at the address below if you like, I might actually look at it sooner rather than later:
Actually, I'd forgotten I had this email, probably got the password somewhere.
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Northern....
(Not currently that up to date....in fact not even working. Maybe I should get a new host)
1st January 2022
An occasional lurker now, I remember when it was all fields n' that....
Hunting for some hummus....
Too many hours sitting in front of a computer at work now, so I don't often sit in front of the computer drawing these days. I should really, been a while.
You can email at the address below if you like, I might actually look at it sooner rather than later:
Actually, I'd forgotten I had this email, probably got the password somewhere.
Recent front page messages:
Google classes this as a vintage ad
Gawd, I'm having trouble remembering how to post stuff, ....the shame....
(Mon 13th Nov 2017, 19:09, More)
Gawd, I'm having trouble remembering how to post stuff, ....the shame....
(Mon 13th Nov 2017, 19:09, More)
Classic Photo Lies Again
New York, VJ Day
He's using the rare nose-wrist technique you know.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 18:55, More)
New York, VJ Day
He's using the rare nose-wrist technique you know.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 18:55, More)
Celebrity Poem Corner.
Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 20:22, More)
Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 20:22, More)
The credit crunch hits Team GB's cycling team for 2012
Don't ask how many penstrokes are in the hair
(Tue 27th Jan 2009, 20:48, More)
Don't ask how many penstrokes are in the hair
(Tue 27th Jan 2009, 20:48, More)
6 Years and all I can come up with is.....
A Squirrel with Tits on a Spacehopper?
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:56, More)
A Squirrel with Tits on a Spacehopper?
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:56, More)
Amy Minghouse.
Must be all that eye makeup.
I ran out of patience to do the rest of the outfit... and the pub beckons.
(Tue 25th Sep 2007, 22:04, More)
Must be all that eye makeup.
I ran out of patience to do the rest of the outfit... and the pub beckons.
(Tue 25th Sep 2007, 22:04, More)
And now on BBC One
This appears to work much better in Firefox. A bit more frantic.
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 21:23, More)
This appears to work much better in Firefox. A bit more frantic.
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 21:23, More)
It's been a while....
....but I've gone an' done you a drawing.
Have a slightly bigger one.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 19:21, More)
....but I've gone an' done you a drawing.
Have a slightly bigger one.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 19:21, More)
Well, he's gone too far with this milk thing in my opinion
May I present a small sketch of Mr T for your viewing pleasure.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 21:17, More)
May I present a small sketch of Mr T for your viewing pleasure.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 21:17, More)
Bounce, John Paul, Bounce
More fun and games in the corridors of Rome's Gemelli Hospital.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 22:08, More)
More fun and games in the corridors of Rome's Gemelli Hospital.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 22:08, More)
Blessed be
Because no one knew he was destined for great things, young Brian seemed a strange boy
It's alive
(Tue 10th Aug 2004, 21:42, More)
Because no one knew he was destined for great things, young Brian seemed a strange boy
It's alive
(Tue 10th Aug 2004, 21:42, More)
The Dukes Of Westminster
Can they be classed as "has-beens swilling around the dole office"......?
(Sun 11th Jan 2004, 21:01, More)
Can they be classed as "has-beens swilling around the dole office"......?
(Sun 11th Jan 2004, 21:01, More)
New Year's Day
Every year. Without fail
Hope you're all in fine shape.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 19:26, More)
Every year. Without fail
Hope you're all in fine shape.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 19:26, More)
Guess what time of year it is.
Once again, it's Christmas, and after lunch it'll be time to settle down, and look at the Queen's Peach on the telly
(Wed 24th Dec 2003, 20:27, More)
Once again, it's Christmas, and after lunch it'll be time to settle down, and look at the Queen's Peach on the telly
(Wed 24th Dec 2003, 20:27, More)
Oopsie
Sadly her best "come hither" look failed to get Gertrude off the dangerous driving ticket
Watch her pout after a bit
(Sun 9th Nov 2003, 21:15, More)
Sadly her best "come hither" look failed to get Gertrude off the dangerous driving ticket
Watch her pout after a bit
(Sun 9th Nov 2003, 21:15, More)
It's been a good week for Mr Blair
He's calm, collected and showing no signs of stress. See.
Wait for it....wait for it....
(Sat 30th Aug 2003, 20:18, More)
He's calm, collected and showing no signs of stress. See.
Wait for it....wait for it....
(Sat 30th Aug 2003, 20:18, More)
"Pirate Kittens eh? Haul the anchor, full speed ahead"
Defender of the Seven Seas, killer of Scurvy Dogs, and keen pipe smoker, Gerald loved the life at sea.
(Sun 10th Aug 2003, 23:01, More)
Defender of the Seven Seas, killer of Scurvy Dogs, and keen pipe smoker, Gerald loved the life at sea.
(Sun 10th Aug 2003, 23:01, More)
Wogan's Wig
was heading to San Francisco for it's holiday this year.
Patience, and it moves supposedly.
(Thu 29th May 2003, 20:31, More)
was heading to San Francisco for it's holiday this year.
Patience, and it moves supposedly.
(Thu 29th May 2003, 20:31, More)
Future Drama At The South Pole
The last thing Sir Ranulph Fiennes will see
I drink a lot, what can I say.
(Mon 19th May 2003, 22:24, More)
The last thing Sir Ranulph Fiennes will see
I drink a lot, what can I say.
(Mon 19th May 2003, 22:24, More)
The rare Screaming Yay Owl
Captured here for the first time at the height of the mating season, as it produces it's distinctive call
It moves
(Sun 18th May 2003, 21:04, More)
Captured here for the first time at the height of the mating season, as it produces it's distinctive call
It moves
(Sun 18th May 2003, 21:04, More)
Dickinson's Love Secrets revealed.
Ladies. Come look at my antique clock.
(Sun 4th May 2003, 14:27, More)
Ladies. Come look at my antique clock.
(Sun 4th May 2003, 14:27, More)
3000 posts.....
So here's Elvis.
Look, he's been in hiding for 25 years, so of course he looks different.
(Fri 2nd May 2003, 21:49, More)
So here's Elvis.
Look, he's been in hiding for 25 years, so of course he looks different.
(Fri 2nd May 2003, 21:49, More)
What nuns do on their day off.
I have seen it with my own eyes, it is true.
This animation was made using photographs of the event.
A disgracefully large filesize I know, I have slapped my own wrists already.
It won't happen again.
(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 20:45, More)
I have seen it with my own eyes, it is true.
This animation was made using photographs of the event.
A disgracefully large filesize I know, I have slapped my own wrists already.
It won't happen again.
(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 20:45, More)
For Easter
The Archbishop's sermon was boring God.
Well, accidents will happen.
(Sun 20th Apr 2003, 20:49, More)
The Archbishop's sermon was boring God.
Well, accidents will happen.
(Sun 20th Apr 2003, 20:49, More)
Sans Hummus
Random daubing.
Nearly appeared earlier, but I get distracted easy.
Evening anyway.
(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 22:19, More)
Random daubing.
Nearly appeared earlier, but I get distracted easy.
Evening anyway.
(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 22:19, More)
Just Too Cute
Don't you think so.... look at his little eyes...
popt art and Hugo (and Travis) did a pop video with it!
(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 22:52, More)
Don't you think so.... look at his little eyes...
popt art and Hugo (and Travis) did a pop video with it!
(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 22:52, More)
Silky smooth
Despite Mr Squirrel's fearsome reputation,
Gerry just couldn't resist twirling that luxuriant moustache
Clicky for a much bigger version
(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 21:36, More)
Despite Mr Squirrel's fearsome reputation,
Gerry just couldn't resist twirling that luxuriant moustache
Clicky for a much bigger version
(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 21:36, More)
Praise the Lord.
Despite finding God, the Reverend Gus wouldn't stand for whispering during the sermon. None at all.
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 0:07, More)
Despite finding God, the Reverend Gus wouldn't stand for whispering during the sermon. None at all.
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 0:07, More)
Despite being clearly rubbish at poker,
...somehow Gunther seemed to win.
Be gentle with me. Haven't drawn anything for weeks and weeks. Rusty.
(Fri 27th Dec 2002, 0:13, More)
...somehow Gunther seemed to win.
Be gentle with me. Haven't drawn anything for weeks and weeks. Rusty.
(Fri 27th Dec 2002, 0:13, More)
There had been "Murder On The Dancefloor"
So justice had to be seen to be done
(Sun 10th Nov 2002, 20:35, More)
So justice had to be seen to be done
(Sun 10th Nov 2002, 20:35, More)
No. 3 in an occasional series
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....Britney Spears
Quomeister Rossi attempts to appeal to the Radio One generation.
(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 21:19, More)
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....Britney Spears
Quomeister Rossi attempts to appeal to the Radio One generation.
(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 21:19, More)
My first AnimGif thing.... 'cos I'm slow to learn
Lunchtime!
Tried to keep it small.... but er, didn't. Oops.
Well, got to animate them sometime, feel I'm missing out.
(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 1:35, More)
Lunchtime!
Tried to keep it small.... but er, didn't. Oops.
Well, got to animate them sometime, feel I'm missing out.
(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 1:35, More)
After fiddling with the superglue....
Bowie had to come up with a new image
I really should lay off the JD
(Sat 21st Sep 2002, 1:01, More)
Bowie had to come up with a new image
I really should lay off the JD
(Sat 21st Sep 2002, 1:01, More)
Celine Dion-Cobain
I know, I know, straight to hell.
Anyway, the bastard offspring of one Ms. Celine Dion, noted Canadian chanteuse, and the late Mr Kurt Cobain.
It just seems right.
(Sat 31st Aug 2002, 15:24, More)
I know, I know, straight to hell.
Anyway, the bastard offspring of one Ms. Celine Dion, noted Canadian chanteuse, and the late Mr Kurt Cobain.
It just seems right.
(Sat 31st Aug 2002, 15:24, More)
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