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» My most gullible moment

Evil teacher
We were around 15 years old when we went on a school trip around Australia. A highlight was our visit to Uluru/Ayers Rock, which is a huge fuck-off rock in the Northern Territory, 348m (1142ft) high. We were to walk to the top - it's about an 800m-long track, steep enough that you have to hang on to a steel chain to help haul yourself up in places.

Anyway, a teacher told my friend there was a Coke machine at the top. Figuring she would be thirsty by the time she got there, she took her purse up with her.

Naturally there was nothing at the top except rock. To top it all off, she lost her purse somewhere up there too.
(Mon 25th Aug 2008, 9:09, More)