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» Conned

TRamp
I saw a hobo in San Francisco who had a sign

Running for President
Need money for labotomy

I gave him a dollar
(Fri 19th Oct 2007, 16:26, More)

» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Lawyers
They charge for talking to you on the phone but not for reading your letters or emails

Don't ring'em - write 'em a letter
(Fri 28th Sep 2007, 16:01, More)

» Being told off as an adult

licky dog
I was once playing with a rather beautiful border collie. in her overexcitement and genral dogginess she jumped up at me and licked my face.

the dog owner, girl of eight, piped up "You shouldn't let bronwen lick your face, she might have just been licking her bum." yeah thanks for that kid.
(Mon 24th Sep 2007, 16:53, More)