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» Advice from Old People
Not exactly sound advise from my Granddad...
but advise none the less:
When I was chatting about a work colleague who was tedious my Granddad served up this pearl of wisdom "Fuck them before they fuck you".
When we were in a car and he spotted a man crossing the road who had a large beard and didn't look like the most well groomed man he informed me that "he should be burned with petrol... Unleaded petrol so the bastard burns quicker". He then went on to tell me how some women needed "kicking in the cunt".
I suppose that because he looks like Leslie Nielsen he gets away with his potty mouthed tirades. Hasn't solved many crimes lately though...
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 20:33, More)
Not exactly sound advise from my Granddad...
but advise none the less:
When I was chatting about a work colleague who was tedious my Granddad served up this pearl of wisdom "Fuck them before they fuck you".
When we were in a car and he spotted a man crossing the road who had a large beard and didn't look like the most well groomed man he informed me that "he should be burned with petrol... Unleaded petrol so the bastard burns quicker". He then went on to tell me how some women needed "kicking in the cunt".
I suppose that because he looks like Leslie Nielsen he gets away with his potty mouthed tirades. Hasn't solved many crimes lately though...
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 20:33, More)
» Shoplifting
Pen fetish
Working in IT we often go to peoples desks (myself and 2 colleagues). We make it a priority to get pens from as many people as possible and we list who and how many in our assets spread sheet. The rules are we have to be actually helping someone and can't take them from each other.
Length? Better than the girth I tells ya!
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 21:36, More)
Pen fetish
Working in IT we often go to peoples desks (myself and 2 colleagues). We make it a priority to get pens from as many people as possible and we list who and how many in our assets spread sheet. The rules are we have to be actually helping someone and can't take them from each other.
Length? Better than the girth I tells ya!
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 21:36, More)
» Addicted
PORN
Seems to flick a switch in my head that makes me (temporally) happy. However due to the VAST amount I've looked at over the years it's kinda killed sex. Gaaaaa.
I'm hoping that by looking at it less and less that normal sex will resume and I'll no longer have the desires to *insert extreme porn thing here*. Plus I might not always be single if I kick the habit so there probably is an upside to this!
My other addiction would be downloading every film, album or game that ever existed. I've got far too many games that I'm never ever going to play, films that are rubbish and albums that sound awful - but I really like the idea of having the perfect and complete collections so I keep going.
If I was a robot none of this nonsense would have happened!!
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 16:49, More)
PORN
Seems to flick a switch in my head that makes me (temporally) happy. However due to the VAST amount I've looked at over the years it's kinda killed sex. Gaaaaa.
I'm hoping that by looking at it less and less that normal sex will resume and I'll no longer have the desires to *insert extreme porn thing here*. Plus I might not always be single if I kick the habit so there probably is an upside to this!
My other addiction would be downloading every film, album or game that ever existed. I've got far too many games that I'm never ever going to play, films that are rubbish and albums that sound awful - but I really like the idea of having the perfect and complete collections so I keep going.
If I was a robot none of this nonsense would have happened!!
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 16:49, More)