» Accidental innuendo

Where Ancrenne used to work
You could hire wine glasses and long glasses for cocktails. You could also hire pitchers in which to mix your Pimms. This was a free service, but of course there was a small (refundable) charge.

Or, as my boss said, to a rather charming, and amply bosomed young lady, 'there's a deposit on your jugs'.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 18:21, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Multi Mimsy 2000
Following from this post on page one , I was at my lady-friend's house where a magazine she had was displaying a large advert for the Multi Mimsy 2000.

www.willo.com/mimsy/pricing.asp

My mind boggled.

Oh, and it's completely safe for work, although some of our regular readers might be disappointed that is isn't "exactly what it says on the tin".
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 20:05, More)

» Workplace Boredom

May be off-topic, but ...
Hopefully you will forgive me saying what a pleasure it is to have frankspencer back, and also on the same page as apeloverage.

Truly we are blessed this day.

I should insert a pathetic work-related story here, but well, I feel all sort of awestruck in their presence.

I've dried.
(Tue 13th Jan 2009, 21:00, More)

» Pet Peeves

Kit
People who say 'kit' when they perhaps mean 'equipment'. Mostly said by people called Bob.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 8:29, More)